i’ve gone full circle, and am now i’m disgusted by the legacy my manifold career has left (i’m still the #19 creator on that site 🤡)
while i accept the betting marketification of america as being inevitable, i hate that i may’ve contributed, even a modicum, towards its acceleration here
“i made that”, said in horror
WHY IS IT NOT 6 NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S?!
I think this restaurant is having a laugh at me. I ordered three things, and they’ve so far brought 7 dishes to my table.
In my broken Russian, I’ve had to reject 4 separate dishes from nearly every waiter in this place. Wtf is happening
land of the home, free of the brave
whenever i’ve got a “cat in my wall” style problem, my first solution is often to get a second cat to get the first one out
50% immovable object
50% unstoppable force
the 1 is Mario to the 6’s Luigi
HBO Max and Rob Mac should swap names next April Fools
what i wouldn’t do for the remote from Click. i did not learn the lesson of that movie
i just want Kesha to sing the chorus on a fun pop song. is that too much to ask for in the 2020s?
my advice, never give your real information to EZ-Pass. I’m getting hourly calls and texts from random spam numbers, and have been for days now
I love signing up for literally anything online and immediately getting mobbed with spam texts and emails.
I love having my info just openly sold to whatever shithead is willing to buy!
man, every state really wants to claim lincoln and named a ton of shit after him.
also, if the name wasn’t taken, we’d absolutely call illinois, indiana, and ohio the middle east. to me, they’ve always been the mideast and always will be
after living in san francisco for the last seven years, seeing midwest lightning for the first time again was terrifying. sf gets so few thunderstorms that i actually forgot lightning exists. vibes of leaving ogygia
nebraskans don’t know how to speed
i didn’t know that i could love Sean Baker more. long live the american cinematic theatrical experience!
the number of times i thought, “the fuck do you mean you have a veracious appetite? did you say ferocious?!”
Spotify made a Car Thing, but they really should’ve made a Pocket Thing. the amount of money i’d pay for an mp3 player with unlimited downloads that literally only does Spotify and nothing else (no open internet or apps).
will someone sell me this in a jet black color?
the years-long journey i took to realizing that veracious and voracious are two different words
when i heard #macklemore put out a song called “fucked up”, i assumed it would have some introspection that he felt that he’d fucked up by telling people not to vote for Biden + Kamala in multiple songs. but nope, the chorus is “they got me fucked up. woo woo”.
who wants this? macklemore go away
rip to tiktok, i guess. that funny little app where i once grew to >18k followers, the vast majority of whom were female. until i quit one day and vanished.
i learned a lot about myself by building up to 1M views/month and posting ~daily. chiefly that not interested in being big on social media.
is there a worse way to prepare chicken than using it for breakfast sausage?
rewatching silicon valley is wild after working at hooli for the last >6
years. they got a lot right and a bit more quite wrong
i’d wager i’ve cried on every road and trail in golden gate park by now
treasures i’ve found in the california desert: a cow, an oasis, a volcano house, and vladimir lenin. like if you want another 4-pack
is this a place that i’m supposed to post images? what am i doing here?
I’m not gonna run out of gas in the Mojave desert, but I’m certainly about to get very close
children, do we need them anymore?
