JM Schott

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Rewatching Gilmore Girls and hoping to absorb more of Emily’s slightly acerbic wit.

In reality, I’ll probably just end up with more pop culture references in my daily conversations, but a boy can dream.

Others have mentioned some of my favorites so I’ll add:
Ride the Cyclone
Lempicka
Operation Mincemeat

Support Matt! Buy some books!

Because of course

Thank you!

you, in another decade

A bridge with graffiti saying “JM(I heart)U”

I still vividly recall the day I saw this on campus:

JM grinning in his glasses, wearing a spring green button-up and a black necktie under a lavender quarter-zip vest

A “slutty brownie” which consists of chocolate chip cookie dough, a milk-dunked Oreo, and brownie batter all baked together in layers

Scenes from this morning:

And, done.

“Thor not care that chair was once unfaithful cow.”

Slutty Brownies are in the oven.

Someone posted this on Threads. 😂

Samattha

It’s ironic that he’s both a pretentious douchebag AND a fucking moron.

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Wait…he was dumb enough to shit on an art form his grandmother, his mother, and his sister ALL found work doing?!

“What a fucking liberty!”

Woo hoo!!!

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Not wanting to work “in ballet or opera” when you do musical films no one really asked for?

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Oh.

“I said ‘radish’!”

Gamer (and gaymer) friends: as a casual gaymer who enjoyed the Kingdom Hearts series, is it possible I would enjoy Final Fantasy VII Rebirth?

I was shocked enough at what a difference a beard made.

How I feel when someone blocks me.

I didn’t know Angela Lansbury was in Scream 7!!

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I’ve never understood the appeal.

And her “Cabaret” was like nails on a chalkboard.

I think I’ve seen that one!

They can both fuck off. (These two assholes, not your cats.)