19.02.2025 00:16
👍 43
🔁 11
💬 1
📌 0
Thanks, Elon. My salary is public, as is my financial report. But since you ask, when will you be releasing yours?
🎯🎯🎯
Elon's the kid who had a Super Nintendo AND a Sega Genesis, but still no one wanted to come over.
“I promise to go to AA” is what you tell your boss at the supermarket when you get fired for drinking. It’s not a promise you make before you run the world’s biggest military
Imagine applying to be the head of the world’s biggest military and then weaponizing your literal mommy to go out and fight for your job. Cringe factor 10/10.
Tweet: Pete Hegseth told RSC members his mom has been making calls to senators on his behalf, per source.
If your mom has to step in to help you out, you probably aren’t up to the job. Just saying.
Great name for a kitty.
🚩🚩🚩
That shouldn’t take long. My money is on before he even takes office. That many vipers in a pit together is bound to have consequences.
Omfg
This will not end well.
Hi back at you!
No sh*t
Renaissance painting of scene from the Bible where a woman kills an enemy general by hammering him with a tent peg while he sleeps caption "Your Body My Choice"
your body my choice
Her ability to totally screw up the Dept of Corrections was too. She’s a dumpster fire.