Blitz the Durr

Thank you so much for taking my commission! Even if it is only art, being able to explore and experiment without the pressures of the real world is absolutely brilliant <3

-I want him to split me in half

Yooooo, this is just the kind of antlered stupidity I was made for!

Literally anything about M/M sex, especially for bottoming, other than "you're more likely to get HIV".

How/why to clean out, the importance of a warmup, how much lube to use, how much position matters, etc. Lots of things to learn on the job!

Anthropomorphic dip-pen and inkwell stand infront of a table stacked with books. Pen holds a sign with '18+' drawn on the center, with a heart around it. Inkwell is holding a paper colored rainbow with 'LGBTQA' upon it. Inkwell is holding a hand up in a 'stop' motion. Behind the table is the vague sense of a crowd also holding signs. Above image it reads: "CARTOONISTS Against Adult Content CENSORSHIP"

The Cartoonist Co-op stands against the censorship and pay discrimination of 18+, erotic, and NSFW artists.

Check the link below for our official statement, ways to take action, and resources.
cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...

Art by @greedygulo.bsky.social

I think turning the lights on at night in any of those rooms would be functionally equivalent to getting flashbanged

#furryart #switchart

another year and i bring you yet more deers 🦌

Doodled some friendos @kiba.bsky.social @itsblitz.bsky.social
🦌 🦌

Goooood, you deserve it! <3

Oooooh, would absolutely love to be chosen!

Also 10k is totally deserved, your stuff is absolutely brilliant <3

Calling it now: Newsom/Clinton 2028

Anxiety devastating the dogboy market

(Feral) Pet and/or master

The last 4-5 days have been absolutely brutal in the bay. Even with my meds I'm suffering

Panel one: a worried guy says "I hope none of my friends find out about this weird thing I'm into" Panel two: worried guy is surrounded by his relaxed friends. An arrow points to all but one of them saying "is also into that shit". A different arrow points to the last one, who has a chaotic gremlin kinda expression. Their label says "is into even weirder and more fucked up shit".

what having internet friends is like

Daddy's lil toy 🐶

The fish in the pet store when I walk up to their tanks

Oh my god… this is real.

www.kron4.com/news/propose...

taking a dick pic with a dutch angle to communicate to the audience that something is deeply amiss in the narrative

Not even crediting me smh my head

Wait wait I got you

And some are just borderline slanderous. I'm on a "r*pe apologist" list...because I commission fictional incest porn. Like I know it might not be everyone's cup of tea, but that's a pretty ridiculous overreach.

"How dare you plagiarise my plagiarism machine!!"

I also like when I see myself on your screensaver and going "hey, that pervert is me!"

... Yeah I'll give you that one, that's accurate.

My discovery went very much in the opposite direction:

You can't be hung over if you never stop drinking!

My sister just unironically told me that she thinks that Elon absolutely did Seig Heil on national TV, but that it isn't really a big deal. Gonna be a long 4 years.