Woke up looking like this!
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Woke up looking like this!
Fuck off
Miss ya Warn Dog.
47.
Don’t tax the wealthy, just fine “jaywalking”.
Express yourself!
PSA : Kiełbasa literally means sausage so don’t call it kielbasa sausage.
Unless of course you deliberately mean to say sausage sausage in which case I salute you.
I have had the best. Kiełbasa. Polish sausage. #1 world champion.
Hmm but what about a mediocre sausage roll?
I don’t mind a sausage roll but sausage is better.
Saturday night is a good night for a sausage based meal!
I like the bean supreme ones but feel they need to be sliced and then fried so there’s lots of crispy edges otherwise can be a bit gluggy.
What is your favourite sausage?
And why?
Yeah so it’s usually Friday after Thursday which is after Wednesday etc Apparently that’s what was decided at some point by some one. Yes I am bored and yes I am dad.
Fight For Your Right on NYE with Fur Patrol.
Omg yes. What a flex! The “I’m ignorant” flex.
Better get out the guillotines.
Yes I am reposting my own post FUCK YOU.
The rich are getting weirder everyday,
Hiding in the hills and living off the blood of their progeny,
It’s a vampire class.
Should be a $ after the word counted.
Not yet…
New The Phoenix Foundation song out Friday.
It’s called “Vampire Class”.
“Better get out the guillotines…”
Hey @paulscheer.com loving HDTGM here in NZ, if you do not know these may I recommend:
“Hausu” the 1977 Japanese film, partly written by the directors 10 year old daughter.
And
“The Boxers Omen” the 1983 Hong Kong film with some of the best
“Spiritual battle” scenes ever.
The way autocorrect refuses to spell swear words is so infantilising.
Café au lait sans lait, s'il vous plaît.
SORRY SPORTS BALL :
Why the shit isn’t Roigard running at all?? What kind of “game plan” is it to remove one of the most potent attacking weapons from your game?
The new Lily Allen album has quickly gone to the top of my “albums by really rich privileged people publicly complaining that their open relationship went wrong” pile.
(Disclaimer: I actually quite like it.)
Aotearoa's multi award-winning Lawrence Arabia is playing intimate solo sets at Akl's Pah Homestead, Dunedin's Pearl Diver, Leigh Sawmill Cafe, Chch's @spaceacademy.bsky.social, Waiheke Musical Museum and Lopdell House Theatre in Titirangi!
Tour starts this Sunday in Akl, get tickets via UTR.
Sometimes there is a giant ute parked across the road from my house and it has the bumper sticker I IDENTIFY AS A HYBRID.
FTW.
Taste Of Home is the best number 1 spot.
If you are around on
a Friday night Tommy Tomato pizza is the shit.
That’s just it though, I don’t! Not like that anyway.
