I miss Twitter. Every day, I could have numerous conversations with strangers about both important topics and the movie Lifeforce. Here? Idk. Dead. Billionaires ruined talking about Lifeforce… and everything else.
They played Bad Bunny during my barre class tonight and I was like wow, this is so unamerican, why aren’t we wearing jeans in the cold plunge and slamming raw milk in the hot tub, also in jeans?
You might think I pulled my shoulder at the many workout classes or weight lifting sets I did last week, but it was spooning my cat for eight hours the other night.
I also enjoy many things about them. One is that that they released a song in 1992 with the chorus, “fuck your rebel flag,” while Kid Rock, who did once do a song with them, has become… whatever this is.
But I love “for crying out loud”
Karaoke isn’t typically fun alone!
BREAKING:
A federal judge just ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos and his father from immigration custody — condemning their removal from Minneapolis as unconstitutional.
Judge Fred Biery condemned "the perfidious lust for unbridled power" and "the imposition of cruelty."
I raise you, Bus Bucket.
What America will read this weekend while in line at the grocery checkout:
@peoplemag.bsky.social #ICE
people.com/ice-detains-...
I need to meet another person who loves SAW VI as much as I do. It’s the perfect movie about America.
I got a good Dutch oven and now it’s always stew time.
Who shall eat the Bus Pie? Who shall learn if the boons are worth the banes?
So did no one read Frankenstein? It feels like no one’s read Frankenstein.
How are they going to make “Monster Mash” a movie? It’s obviously a mystery/thriller about whatever happened to the Transylvania Twist.
Oh, boy. Black Mirror isn’t even fun anymore because we live in Black Mirror.
Someone recently asked me when I got into reading/watching cannibal and vampire stuff and while I'm not entirely sure, I did spend my whole childhood doing a ritual every Sunday where we ate a dude and drank his blood so that was probably it.
As someone with a gut disorder caused by food poisoning that can be exacerbated by Covid, RFK Jr. is a nightmare and I will be taking any and all available vaccines, as should be my choice.
I made a Covid/flu vaccine appointment at a CVS inside a Target. Checked the box stating I had an underlying condition. Received vaccine without issue. So if you want one, I guess try that.
Oh, and if you’re gonna tell me vaccines are bad, ef off.
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
As someone who bakes, I’m aware that there are usually dowels inside tiered cakes. So like… has anyone gouged their new spouse’s eye out smashing their face in a cake?
Any time I see some thing internet guy going on with glee about replacing human women with sex robots it’s like duh, you’ve been railing against cat ladies for years cuz you can’t even handle an animal that doesn’t do whatever you say. Take your horny Furby and leave!
Also, it’s so fucked how Americans associate not being able to drive with punishment. Downloaded the new Micro app and it suggested I download another app to achieve sobriety.
I don’t have a DUI, just born disabled, thanks!
Options:
- Sit at home alone, wait to die.
- Spend $40 on a 13-minute Lyft.
- Spend 2 hours on public transit, assuming it shows up.
- Walk, but know that if it’s dark and anyone murders you, there’ll be 800 Facebook comments about how you shouldn’t have been walking alone without a bazooka.
I think Millennials think they look young because growing up, 30+ adults were depicted as decrepit. We don’t look or feel that way, which is why people who look like a healthy 35 or 40 say they look 28.
Also confusing: 27-yos on TV playing high school sophomores.
One of my greatest peeves.
I just demo’d the latest iteration at a tech convention. I don’t quite have the $600 to drop on a pair yet.
Smart glasses may seem silly but as someone who lost my near vision following surgery, I tried these XReal glasses that plug into a computer and I think they would fix my posture. I am always hunched over just to see the screen clearly.
You’ll have to be more specific and less all CAPS for me to know what you mean. Some of the links are intentionally to other newsletters and most media outlets do ask you to subscribe, but I can try to help if you point me to one.
Me as a child: I wanna live in Star Wars.
Me as an adult: Not like this!
At this point, why not take our world’s 4th largest economy and leave? Everything has become so silly.
