EvilNinjaPhil

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

An old screenshot talking about Google on top. It says "Google is a pure search engine — no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions, no portal litter. Nothing but a fast-loading search site. Reward them with a visit. Below is a screenshot from The Phantom Menace, where Anakin Skywalker is walking next to a building and behind him you see the shadow of Darth Vader.

Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

Yeah, BOOOO, dude who was in the director’s chair for INSIDE OUT, thd most therapy-informed kids’ film ever, and UP, the first fifteen minutes of which broke all of us

Oh, so THAT’S what The Golden Girls’ penis cake pan was supposed to be?

Everyone needs a Sensei

Same as it ever was youtube.com/shorts/Fccg8...

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Imagine an action figure of Chain Of Command Picard that comes with four lights, but there's an action figure of his torturer that comes with one extra light.

Illustration of a shouting young man.

This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say, "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Rick is dead! The People's Poet is dead!"

I need people who upload clips of animation/anime to YouTube to understand that making it 60fps makes it look considerably worse.

Gamer brain infecting folks view of other art forms.

Some poor Japanese engineer with about 100 stubbed out Marlboros lights next to him going “They want it to what now?!”

randy orton mk4

the album version of all the single ladies is called all the album ladies

How Blake's 7, or specifically Paul Darrow, disrupts film editing theory.

Think I had the separate books but can't remember. Defo had Batman and Batman returns, and T2

An unopened action figure package. Inside is Jean Luc Picard, but dressed in a gardeners outfit, tan hat and overalls with a blue undershirt, that he wore for a portion of one episode. It comes with a gardening tool, scanner, and carrying case the figurine can hold.

My sister got me this for Christmas because she couldn’t believe they made an action figure of “Dirt Farmer Picard”

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

Your Mom-Class Star Destroyer

It seems the thieving grifter pieces of human filth at "superhuman" are using my work without my consent to create AI editors based on me. The world isn't terrible enough, we also have to deal with people just stealing our work to burn resources and enrich themselves in a brand new way? Fuck off

"Riki Takeuchi, can you go a little bigger?" is something no one has ever said.

Oh for sure, it could do stuff that looked great but when it does I always imagine inside is like that bit from The Last Jedi where BB8 has about 30 attachments out trying to hold the x-wing together

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

Jesus wept it's literally this old twitter gag

Pretty much everything was too much for the Saturn’s 3D, always felt like everything was about 2 frames away from exploding

Only ones out I’ve there I’ve read for sure are Aliens and Zardoz. Or maybe I only had the alien 3 book?

Some of my novelization collection.

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"