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teacher/occasional artist | she/her (elle/la) | texas | owner of the Disc Horse bot: @horsedisc.bsky.social

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Did you know that Graham Platner was Ryan Grim's bartender back at the Tune Inn on Capitol Hill, a fact that Ryan Grim acknowledged on X?

06.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 732 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 46
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Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

06.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 3133 πŸ” 1364 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 438

stop asking for an edit button you dweebs

06.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

what is even the point if the parents need to put it together for the kid???

alternatively, build it, but make it Leprechaun movie-themed and claim ignorance when called out on it

06.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for following me person who follows almost 40k others i look forward to you never once seeing any of my posts

06.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
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The last photo of third-grader Mikaeil Mirdoraghi, waving to his mom before he left for school. He was killed shortly after in the U.S./Israeli strike on a primary school in Minab.

05.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 1570 πŸ” 667 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 65

guy who gets Judith Miller and Judith Butler confused

06.03.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
kid with glasses holding out his hand, saying, "Give me the lathe"

kid with glasses holding out his hand, saying, "Give me the lathe"

05.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that's a name i haven't heard in a long, long time...

05.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

think they'll bother to hire any asian actors this go around or nah

05.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

god no

05.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

but... but how. did they un-me too whedon? tf are they gonna do about adam baldwin?

05.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please take the time to do this! The useless mayor must be reminded that people want him to do the right thing for once.

05.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous β€˜Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2764 πŸ” 1517 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 382

alt-text psa: if you don’t feel like typing out all of the text in a text-based image, ios has a function that allows you to copy/paste the text in an image (I know android has something similar

05.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

indistinguishable from an onion article. amazing.

05.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

too sick 4 work but not sick enough to just sleep all day ugh

05.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nobody was doing it quite like Texas ag commissioner Sid Miller For over a decade, Sid Miller has been one of Texas' weirdest elected officials. Now, he's gone.

There have been a lot of strange guys in Texas politics, but few have really captivated me like Sid Miller. I wrote a farewell to our dubiously ethical, merch-hawking rodeo cowboy Facebook poster agriculture commissioner: www.chron.com/culture/arti...

04.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

someone screenshot the part of the article that explains who their parents are and why they're important enough to get a fancy magazine profile for their son's stupid meme app

05.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

at least the public school kids are gonna romp all over these rich kids in the Water Wars twenty years from now

05.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

10/10 reply by @wordsoup.bsky.social

05.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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freeq β€” IRC with identity IRC server with AT Protocol (Bluesky) identity authentication. Connect with any IRC client, authenticate with your Bluesky account.

Not quite ready to launch, but if you're a decentralized identity and/or AT proto nerd, you might want to take an early peek at this freeq.at

05.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 169 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 14

regex is easy, you just gotta find the right stackoverflow post to copy it from

05.03.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is why the network guys hate giving programmers admin privileges

05.03.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

you're thinking of sailors in general

05.03.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the intrusive thoughts won this round, sorry

05.03.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky....
Joined Nov '24
but you can't spell Police without Ice this is what cops have always been, it's just out in public in broad daylight on tv now

scenicsue.bsky.social @scenicsue.bs...β€’1d
Joined Nov '24
i like highway patrol, i have found them to be professional.

Shook1 @mrcunn02.bsky.social β€’ 16h
Joined Dec '23
Are you Caucasian?

scenicsue.bsky.social
@scenicsue.bsky.social
Joined Nov '24
i did 23 and me. Found out i have a lot of Viking blood. My husband said, so that's why you cuss so much haha
4:59 PM - Mar 4, 2026

terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.... Joined Nov '24 but you can't spell Police without Ice this is what cops have always been, it's just out in public in broad daylight on tv now scenicsue.bsky.social @scenicsue.bs...β€’1d Joined Nov '24 i like highway patrol, i have found them to be professional. Shook1 @mrcunn02.bsky.social β€’ 16h Joined Dec '23 Are you Caucasian? scenicsue.bsky.social @scenicsue.bsky.social Joined Nov '24 i did 23 and me. Found out i have a lot of Viking blood. My husband said, so that's why you cuss so much haha 4:59 PM - Mar 4, 2026

yakub-kun... what have you done... *stares off into the distance mournfully*

05.03.2026 06:31 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

unsure if she's going for a soft trad approach with that pfp or if she just likes florals

05.03.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0