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My favorite headline in a while.

We've begun the "who’s sticking around to take the L by tethering their career to a declining 80‑year‑old on his way out, when they could walk away and let that define them" phase of this thing

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Philippines Civil Registration (National), 1945-1996

Your salted caramel mocha latte is destroying society Edmund Burke would have had thoughts about the consumption of that vanilla sweet cream nitro cold brew.

The atomization of society begins with your morning coffee. According to the National Coffee Association, last year 46 percent of Americans had some “specialty” coffee (42 percent, sensibly, still had a regular one) in the past day. Simultaneously, 54 percent of U.S. adults feel isolated and half of them feel bereft of companionship “often or some of the time,” according to the American Psychological Association. As specialty coffee consumption has surged (84 percent since 2011), so has the loneliness epidemic. Just a correlation? Consider what your coffee order reveals. The salted caramel mocha latte, the iced brown sugar soy milk shaken espresso, the white chocolate macadamia cream cold brew are the triumph of hyper-individualization over communal norms. When you order a dirty spiced chai with oat milk, you are not only wasting the time of other customers in line but also are signaling that your personal appetites demand an elaborate, customized response. You are asserting your primacy, unique in the complexity of your desires, and stand apart from your nation’s simple rituals. No wonder you’re alone.

If I had sent "specialty coffee drinks are fueling the breakdown of civil society" to any editor with whom I've worked over the previous decade, they would have gently asked if I'd recently suffered a head injury www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Every elected and appointed Republican in all levels of government belongs in prison for the rest of their lives. The GOP must be abolished and banned from existing anymore as a political party. They are a terrorist group.

Wolverine apparently indoors, a background like the Danger Room or something is seen from head to waist from his right side as he lights a cigerate or something and says, "Maybe it's just the way o' the world that did it. Maybe the dream is DEAD. Maybe we should all stop pretendin' it ain't--" Thanks, Logan.

I thought this was supposed to be out of context? 😅🥲😭

[Exit Murderer.]

Cricket is looking down and barking with joy.

Star Trek has always been about exploring the human condition while also having some fun, thought provoking, and weird sci-fi concepts.

Getting tired of media illiterate chuds and fake fans trying to convince you it was only about the cool spaceships.

President Trump with his big-ass neck rash redacted.

Elon will never make it to Mars.

Elon will never make it to the moon.

Elon will never transfer his brain into a computer.

Elon will never attain immortality.

Elon will never quit doing drugs.

Elon will never be loved.

Elon will never be cool.

a venn diagram - in the yellow circle (dumbest shit you've ever seen) and brownish red circle (most evil shit you've ever seen) and where they meet is orange and an arrow pointing to it "you are here"

Hillary Clinton: "It then got quite unusual because I started being asked about UFOs and Pizzagate"

If someone says they’re not political, I’ll assume they’re happy with the current administration.

omg

a cat in a tie sits outside of a factory. the cat says "Hope no one is weird to me." The factory is labeled "Being Weird Factory" and has the bluesky logo on it

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

i may be stupid.
i’ve only just now realized that bad bunny is like, a real person. he’s a rapper with a career and stuff.

when i heard there was a “controversial bad bunny show during the super bowl”, i just imagined a bunny mascot putting on a performance in spanish. and i never questioned that.

Pamela Jo Bondi coldly ignoring the Epstein survivors as she memorizes her next irrelevant lie to protect one of the main perpetrators.

"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"

Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.

He's literally a barrel of moonshine with legs.

its genuinely so funny that conservatives feel under attack if they hear someone speaking spanish

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Lay’s revamps to make clear that chips are made from potatoes | Capital Press Lay's will revamp its brand after 42% of consumers didn't know their potato chips come from potatoes.

Some context from that Lays ad.

People are very stupid and don’t realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes.

That’s why they were parading around a potato in that ad like it’s the fucking Rosetta Stone.

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

Gazette Ichthyology Factoid: When fish laugh too hard, they dry their pants.

We can expect no honesty, no decency, and no humanity from this Presidential administration. It will be like this until the microsecond he leaves.

A stunning photo of dark clouds topped with a bright rainbow, a rare event called cloud iridescence

I wake up every morning hoping the tv will have a special report telling us this nightmare is over. We have two things in our favor. One he’s not healthy, and two, he’s old. And I’m glad that I’m young enough to see that day. 🔄