do you know how many black people Kamala put away? they're both liberals backing the over funded white supremacist police we have. but you close your eyes when a woman of color does it bc 'girl power'! She doesn't even bother to put up a guise of being progressive but you believe it anyway

christian bookstores make me uncomfortable. maybe we should just shut the whole place down :)

water clone jutsu

he isn't antisemitic, you're islamophobic

invincible? more like 'unwatchable' after the end of season 1

this feels like a good time to say fuck you to all the people who have been saying the fight for gay rights is 'over'. getting the right to marry is very recent history, and now they want to ban lgbtqia books in schools. don't downplay the discrimination/bigotry that gay people face in the US🖕

average is where it's at

was it never an actual code? like hanky code? and I thought it was right ear

I have three so that's one more than I can put in a deck. maybe by the time my trade level is high enough I'll have a fourth one haha

that's really sweet thank you, but my trade level isn't high enough. maybe I'll hit you up someday if it's ever high enough. I could trade you one of my full page art giratina ex for maybe a shiny you have a 3rd copy of 🤷‍♂️

my friends and I used to call it "pokémon battling". and sometimes we weren't allowed to attack each other's bodies directly

I went for another ten pack of shining revelry just now and got literally nothing new 🥲 I just want to move onto the newer sets like this one

my favorite thing to do in the game too. except four player free for all, with only pokéballs on high frequency 🤩

I grew up in these streets

apple girl looks so hot here. plus his penis is out!

anyone else still too busy getting shining revelry?

hey pokémon go, maybe if someone is clicking on the upper left corner of their screen while in an encounter, they're actually trying to exit the encounter. you know, instead of spawning a ball just to drop it on the ground??

I know I'm allergic to pollen but I think there's one plant in particular that I'm 'more' allergic to

what about the legend of zelda’s lore keeps you up at night 💭

for me it's the way Fi goes back into the master sword and we never hear directly from her again 🥲

that went on for like two solid decades 😭

wayyy too long

my bf who has been hairy for the ten years I've known him is currently shaving his body hair. I can't wait to have sex again bc it's gonna feel like I'm cheating on him with some smooth bodied bimbo 😈

thank you love. with any luck it will only last two weeks. in the mean time I'll have to take enough weed butter to tranq an elephant

we've reached the 'my allergies give me a permanent sore throat' part of the year

it's so hard at work. especially when other people bring up their harmful stances and fully expect you to agree with them 😬

being punker than people think you are is the punkest thing you could do

pokemon #tcgp : "Your opponent conceited"

me: "dang I didn't need to know all that"

tcgp: "I said CONCEDED, dumb fuck"

me: 😧

honestly "the gays are mean"

just sounds like "women are bitches"

honestly I never finished majora's mask. I just didn't fall in love with it. I still consider myself a huge loz fan, there are just a few titles I can live without

I think it's partially because I hate timers. even though you could reset the three days it just felt like living under an evil clock🧿