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Megan "Weird" Contrails

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Late 30's in Seattle, she/her. Works in tech. Mostly PG, occasionally R. πŸ’‰ 11/07/2025, πŸ…ΎοΈβž–

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Threats work! Good to know, good to know.

18.12.2025 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.

I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

17.12.2025 20:56 πŸ‘ 17871 πŸ” 3206 πŸ’¬ 595 πŸ“Œ 356

so far the only concrete thing ai has done is make the entire tech market worse and every consumer facing tech product less usable or accessable

16.12.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 3083 πŸ” 450 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 17

β€œBut we can’t appear to soft on, you know, countries with oil. It doesn’t focus-test that well in certain suburbs of Virginia.”

17.12.2025 06:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there is really no difference between the current administration and having the country run by david duke

17.12.2025 03:17 πŸ‘ 11441 πŸ” 2267 πŸ’¬ 145 πŸ“Œ 64

Medically, sure, a drop in androgens affects a number of tissues, but it's not some existential "need." Your muscles do well with exercise, lymph is pumped, blood profusion improves in the brain, but you're not committing a "bio sin" for not being on a Stairmaster.

16.12.2025 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NSFW, I guess
Bro, why did Kagi Quick Answer(tm) source a TERF blog to answer something re: HRT? It went on and on about *male* penises "clearly" craving *male* hormones.

16.12.2025 23:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLet me appeal to red hat Ohio diners and/or just pray Trump didn’t see an article about it.” Truly spineless.

01.12.2025 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
01.12.2025 03:20 πŸ‘ 1095 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

Here's a bitter pill - pulling out a camera to record a party or situation you weren't comfortable with? You'd just get called a narc and thrown out of the party. Post it on MySpace and you'd get a narc, eight slurs, and removed from every Top 8.

So no, no, I don't think you'd fit in there, guys.

01.12.2025 07:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Y2K is returning as an "aesthetic" and I'm not sure Gen Z know how little they'd enjoy visiting the era. R-slurs, racist slurs, queer slurs, "smear the queer" on playgrounds, severe anorexia as a model behavior, like--

Kids, it's a lost past for a reason.

01.12.2025 07:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know everyone is saying AI is doing this but I think it's the entire economy sucking shit that's doing this and they're just using AI as an excuse.

18.11.2025 16:16 πŸ‘ 1337 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 11

man good luck hosting a world cup or an olympics, let alone something like a sxsw

17.11.2025 20:28 πŸ‘ 1045 πŸ” 404 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4

You know, even given inflation and price gouging, still tend to feel this way. The demand to incorporate generative AI, thoughβ€”

17.11.2025 08:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Life lately has all been work, and my industry is small enough it’s probably easy to triangulate who I am based on the release schedule

All I know is I wish I had more time to screw around in fandom

17.11.2025 08:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big caveat: as a white cis AMAB-passing man for 37 years, relative danger where I’ve lived, not looking for violins. I’m not nearly so visibly queer - well, yet.

It’s just, damn, yeah, enough out there ACTUALLY wanted me dead even then

17.11.2025 06:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh wait I’m like square in the murder-fantasy column for using they/them”

I swear I earned a Master’s

17.11.2025 06:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYeah hey I guess I AM the β€˜other’ Nazis keep fantasizing about murdering”
β€œWait, technically since I knew I wasn’t straight”
β€œOh that was a target I had for 20 years and had maybe dim awareness of ACTUAL DANGER”

Your brains get smart but your head get dumb

17.11.2025 06:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun thing about cognition post-COVID:

Eventually you recover just enough to accurately grasp all your minority stressors

But still not well enough to deal with it, rationally at least

17.11.2025 06:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’‰ - Saturday’s injection day. Still a little odd to swap out bore needles on the syringes, but estrogen valerate is so damn thick.

16.11.2025 05:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Popped a spiro before a nap and I swear I can feel it. Similar sensations when I tried an E blocker a while back, fortunately not as painful.

08.11.2025 05:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Life update: finally started HRT

Why yes I did psych myself out for 5 years about it

Yeah, see, DON’T do that

08.11.2025 05:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I take offence on behalf of my past selves. Overheard, β€œweirdos who’d be werewolves if you’d let them.”

Who among us were not weirdos online at 13? Back off, they’re cool and take on outdoors time, it’s,,, aspirational

02.11.2025 06:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPurposely”? Purposefully? Jesus Christ.

24.09.2025 06:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a grumpy old Millennial, but β€œactually” and the gang is overplayed.

β€œIt’s actually lowkey fun how this weird cookie recipe is good” β€” it’s not surprising a cookie with pistachio might be good! Nuts and chocolate go well together! Who are you trying to convince?!

23.09.2025 21:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well there was a Buzz Lightyear movie that implied lesbians existed so now I hope you understand

23.09.2025 18:53 πŸ‘ 812 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

We’re just Russia with hot dogs now.

22.09.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure. He doesn’t care because he knows he’s getting the Cadillac-tier golden parachute and β€œthe browns” get disappeared. You can’t frighten people with equal treatment when they know they’re above it.

22.09.2025 14:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

T'Pringle

21.09.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLet me get back to sipping PSL’s and play-fighting about liberal-conservative coding of it versus Krispy Kreme” really shouldn’t be taken credulously, but here we are

21.09.2025 10:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0