If you're reading these in an archive in the future, the follower count is wrong. The correct count is 10.337k

Mark your calendars, the next work week is Q4 of Q2 of Q2 of 2025.

These 5 days line up perfectly with the milliquarter (in base 4 naturally), and that is an objectively fun fact.

Personality quiz:
Read this quote: "I'm going to hex the state of the union address!"

Now picture the person who said it -- are they a witch or a software engineer?

I've done the math, and my GPU consumes about a half a cup of sliced cucumber's worth of energy to make a good 3 second video (about 9 calories). I'm not sure how to feel about this.

I've revolutionized my productivity by programmatically appending a '!' character to the end of each of the tasks in my backlog.

If you run an LLM agent in every AWS region, with the prompt "You are an anxious wreck", would you have created the world's largest nervous system? 🤔

Semantic apocalypse here we come!