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James Geluso

@atlemar

I play games with my friends. I watch soccer. I have spreadsheets to keep track of the things I should be doing. I have cats.

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I mean, how is that different from “I swore to tell the truth and then I lied and then the judge gave me this piece of paper?” Cop brain.

07.03.2026 02:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I liked it better when “No Way To Prevent This” was the only evergreen headline

07.03.2026 00:31 👍 47 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

My agency used to have knowb4. I think we don’t anymore, now it’s all zombies at computers.

06.03.2026 16:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On the other hand, he’s being honest that he’s putting American lives at risk. Which is something I wouldn’t expect from him, or any other previous president.

06.03.2026 04:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And yet it is for the post-9/11 era.

05.03.2026 22:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She knows it’s not, but Trump thinks it is so she has to pretend.

05.03.2026 20:00 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Angry Birds
Frogger
FIFA
in that order

05.03.2026 18:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

…into the Sun

05.03.2026 18:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’ve heard of “Plants vs. Zombies,” but you’re not ready for “ZOMBIE PLANT”

05.03.2026 16:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@pkedit.bsky.social don’t forget Alaska-born Obed Vargas at Atleti. He may play for El Tri but he is still American.

05.03.2026 16:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I recognize Katy Perry, but that’s not Jill Sobule on the right.

05.03.2026 15:24 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Wingspan Attract a beautiful and diverse collection of birds to your wildlife preserve.

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First plays on our own copy

05.03.2026 05:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is how we find out the r in npr on the desk is a pistol

05.03.2026 01:07 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Has Maureen Dowd ever admitted she was wrong about Donald the Dove?

04.03.2026 19:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eize, can you recommend a board game that will help me understand what is happening in Iran right now?

04.03.2026 17:31 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0

Why do these people believe they can make God work on their timing?

“Oh you say it will happen when the sun hits the temple?” *moves a mirror*

04.03.2026 16:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some trivia I don’t know the answer to: when was the last time a qualified team withdrew? I believe there was India in 1950, but any since? Not counting hosts giving up their auto slots.

04.03.2026 16:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel the same way.

04.03.2026 16:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I dunno, his acolytes had no problems with tariffs on coffee.

04.03.2026 16:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My fiancée told her mom once that I was with my “other girlfriend.” After the weird look on her face, she explained I was watching soccer.

03.03.2026 21:41 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Thanks, Old Economy. We’ll take it from here.”

03.03.2026 20:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“taken from the property of Judge Executive” I don’t know exactly what that is in Kentucky, but I bet the cops wouldn’t have been so het up about my stolen weed-eater as they were his

03.03.2026 16:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My fiancé pointed out the planetary alignment and the lunar eclipse, and yeah, they planned this to coincide in hopes it brings Revelation. I hope it does, because I want to see Rubio’s face when he’s left behind.

03.03.2026 07:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The California state government should ignore this order.

03.03.2026 00:56 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Mike Johnson being informed about something would be a step up

03.03.2026 00:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you name her after Tilly from Star Trek

02.03.2026 21:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Zinke was one of the most corrupt members of the first Trump administration. It was really sad that Montanans had so little self-respect that they voted for him.

02.03.2026 21:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish I were a songwriter so I could give people little bits of happiness over a long time like Catherine Wheel just gave me with the last three songs of Happy Days. And I wish we lived in a world where they knew how much they mattered and were rewarded, financially, for it.

02.03.2026 19:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have heard the same joke made about The Smashing Pumpkins. It’s not a far-right joke. It’s not even an in-joke. It’s just a joke used to indicate that the speaker thinks the later works sucked ass.

02.03.2026 19:14 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If the people of Kenbridge can’t elect a city council that can hire a police chief with that level of basic common sense, it should be discorporated. After it pays this woman and this police chief is jailed.

02.03.2026 18:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0