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@mojoquix

queer horror and magic realism writer. lawyer. jeopardy! champion. creepy queer creature. geek extraordinaire. ✑️☸️ they/he. 43.

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i know what you mean! i’ve seen those too! in this case, the pasta is that color because i used a locally milled flour that’s a bit less refined, and it’s dusty because i’ve floured it to keep from sticking. tastiest rubber bands ever

08.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol it does look like that! like the color is that specific rubber band color

08.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a blue and white patterned pasta bowl with fettuccine in a cheesy tomato sauce in it alongside a green salad and a glass of red wine

a blue and white patterned pasta bowl with fettuccine in a cheesy tomato sauce in it alongside a green salad and a glass of red wine

two nests of fresh fettuccine pasta resting on a sheet of parchment paper

two nests of fresh fettuccine pasta resting on a sheet of parchment paper

my sister @traphag.bsky.social got me a nice pasta machine for my birthday and i tried it out today

08.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this has been a tentacle-y week! @camelliagrass.bsky.social gave me an octopus spoon rest, my favorite show on nhk world (japanology plus) did an octopus episode, and my tentacle porn story dropped! i! love! tentacles!

07.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tales of Tentacles Hello, wiggly friends. I have updates on two tales of mine involving tentacles. First, "The Land is Starving" is now available for you to read in the Spring 2026 issue of Tales from the Crosstimbers....

i also have a newsletter update about this! subscribe to my free newsletter and make me feel loved! amaxtraphagan.com/tales-of-ten...

06.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Issue 1 | Antinousring

do you need some sweet artsy non-binary tentacle porn in your life right now? if so, check out my new story β€œwe live as we dream” in the first issue of ANTINOUS’ RING ilyawo.wixsite.com/antinousring...

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man holding a card that says " you fool you just activated my special interest trap card !! " ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a card that says " you fool you just activated my special interest trap card !! "
06.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fugazi knew i needed the dopamine that only them finally dropping the albini sessions for IN ON THE KILLTAKER could provide

06.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

is this true bsky.app/profile/osul...

05.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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three men are standing in a wrestling ring holding hands . Alt: dean ambrose, seth rollins, and roman reigns, as the wwe faction the shield, do their signature fist bump gesture
05.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i wasn’t the only one who did, even!

05.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i kissed elvis costello at an austin city limits taping

05.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the give and take of relationships

05.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not bad for a 43 year old lol

05.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
drawing of me as a panda wearing a sleep dopesmoker tshirt snugglin with cammy as a fox with a septum ring wearing a kansas city royals crop top

drawing of me as a panda wearing a sleep dopesmoker tshirt snugglin with cammy as a fox with a septum ring wearing a kansas city royals crop top

i am a metalhead panda with poor eyesight

05.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

they’re all gonna eat each other

04.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
meme with a picture of a pile of red delicious apples with the text β€œred delicious more like red not-delicious.” a small box over this image contains a picture of honeycrisp apples with the text β€œthis post brought to you by honeycrisp gang”

meme with a picture of a pile of red delicious apples with the text β€œred delicious more like red not-delicious.” a small box over this image contains a picture of honeycrisp apples with the text β€œthis post brought to you by honeycrisp gang”

03.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

YESSSSSSSSSSS

02.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the spring 2026 issue (not spring 2006) of TALES FROM THE CROSSTIMBERS with my story in it is available now. you can read the issue for free on the web site, or buy print and ebook versions thecrosstimbers.net

02.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the spring 2026 issue (not spring 2006) of TALES FROM THE CROSSTIMBERS with my story in it is available now. you can read the issue for free on the web site, or buy print and ebook versions thecrosstimbers.net

02.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

aware you aren’t. the gender difference here would be that stereotypically, the woman would assume this hot man would want a very feminine partner, and her insecurities and attempts at peacocking would be more in that direction

01.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m not a straight woman either, and a lot depends on the woman, but i think reactions to god-tier hot people are somewhat universal. staring, distraction, nervousness, certainly. also either trying to be more of the type of person you would think the hot person is into, or suddenly being very (1/2)

01.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

fantastic!

01.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
closeup photo of my thigh with a white bamboo bandaid on it with a print of little pandas. there is a tattoo on my leg that includes a leafy vine and a flower

closeup photo of my thigh with a white bamboo bandaid on it with a print of little pandas. there is a tattoo on my leg that includes a leafy vine and a flower

it’s important for everyone to know that i got special bamboo panda bandaids for my t shot days

01.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

what cake is the best type of cake and why is it black forest cake?

01.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’–

28.02.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it is important to be decadent on one’s birthday and also very cozy

28.02.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s my birthday and i ate an amazing dinner and i’m crossfaded, ama

28.02.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
selfie photo of me on a patio smiling slightly

selfie photo of me on a patio smiling slightly

43 trips around the sun πŸŽ‚

27.02.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, like it’s really complicated, and these times are SUCH a mindfuck because it’s really hard to tell these days what’s real and what’s depression/trauma brain trying to do the fascists’ job for them. e.g., js it β€œdoomerism” to say calling your reps is useless? not so clear right now

27.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0