Wheelie Bin Federation

#AllWheelieBinsMatter!

Best ever doodle!

A doodle of a pink wheelie trash bin with a kawaii smile and long lashes

#moodoftheday #doodle #kawaii

as my neighbours are moving today, i've quietly stolen back our wheelie bin that they had nicked a few weeks ago (but i said nothing about it)

if that isn't an automatic pass on the life in the uk test, i do not know what is

Just FYI

Garbage Can = Rubbish Bin (or Wheelie Bin, if it has wheels)
Dumpster = Commercial Bin
Roll-on Roll-Off Dumpster = Skip

Great job, thanks Evri - delivered!

To our wheelie bin, by the looks of it, in among the rubbish, 600m away.

a man with a mohawk and black eye makeup is standing in a hallway . ALT: a man with a mohawk and black eye makeup is standing in a hallway .

It's just like the 80s again!

Bins with some graffiti above that says EMO

Emo bins.

a little girl is making a funny face while wearing a blue shirt with a leopard print . ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while wearing a blue shirt with a leopard print .

Guessing they haven't heard of burner phones or anonymous twitter accounts.

Twitter exchange: Alistair Coleman @scaryduck 3m FACT: Yodel is short for YOur DELivery, which is short for Your Delivery Is In Next Door's Wheelie Bin Yodel @YodelOnline 1m @scaryduck Hey Alistair Is there anything can help you with today? Punam:) Alistair Coleman @scaryduck @YodelOnline Yes. Stay away from my bins, y'hear?

Happy tenth anniversary to the time I told Yodel to stay away from my bins.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a large building ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a large building

Very possible! First known wheelie bins were found in Pompei ruins, so possibly they were about for prehistoric scroats to mess about with!

a woman in a plaid shirt is laughing ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is laughing

Christmas RUINED!

a man says thank you so much for gracing us with your time and presence . ALT: a man says thank you so much for gracing us with your time and presence .

I love that the US will start checking social media for those entering the country.

It's about time they took notice of us!

Predicted actual scenes.

Similar vibes...

a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder ALT: a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder

Hello Australia!

Poor wheelie bin man. No sooner had he put the wheels on our new recycling bins, ‘Paul the bin’ was pouncing on them to distribute along the row of houses he’s on. Please, if I ever get that desperately sad that my life is consumed by wheelie bins…
…shoot me.
There’ll be more of the same next week.

Post it!!!

That was the best one!

Intruder caught on CCTV leaving mosque with wheelie bin as police confirm safe stolen The incident happened on the corner of Balaclava Street and Altom Street.

Intruder caught on CCTV leaving mosque with wheelie bin as police confirm safe stolen

a couple of trash cans are sitting on the sidewalk in the rain . ALT: a couple of trash cans are sitting on the sidewalk in the rain .

I picked my wheelie bin up from the middle of the road, put it in place, got halfway up my stairs and heard it go again and I'm thinking that's not my problem

You will be visited by three spirits.

We're listed in the Wheelie Bins Manual! Page 57!

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We're on our way!

Shameful behaviour by @upsdriver.bsky.social

#AllWheelieBinsMatter!