Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket
Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket https://theonion.com/prosecutors-unable-to-attend-live-nation-trial-after-scalpers-buy-every-ticket/
06.03.2026 22:00
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07.03.2026 00:51
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Models: RomEO and Julie8
07.03.2026 00:49
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Trump to Rubio: "Your next one is gonna be Cuba. He's waiting but he says, 'Let's get this one finished first.' We could do them all at the same time, but bad things happen."
05.03.2026 21:50
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Otto was a professor of romance languages and musicology at the University of Pennsylvania, where his papers are now archived. He died maybe 5-7 years after this photo. I wonder what happened to Mercedes. 3/3 #thesoundofmusic
27.02.2026 02:14
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He visited us in Santa Barbara and brought a surprise companion named Mercedes who was much younger. My grandma was sweating it, as she was unsure of their relationship and had one guest room, but Otto told her theyβd be sharing the room. π 2/3
27.02.2026 02:12
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Iβve been able to confirm a family story about my grandmother's uncle Otto Albrecht who helped the von Trapps settle in the US. I met Otto when I was in elementary school, but was too shy to ask him about it. Heβs mentioned in a book about the von Trapps.
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27.02.2026 02:07
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Already here. I asked an online hobbyist group for advice and someone just pasted in Google AI search results. I asked the group because they are supposed to be specialists with expertise. Good grief!
21.02.2026 15:11
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11.02.2026 08:26
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My reps are all on board. So Iβve also been sending encouraging postcards to Senators & Reps outside my area who might need a little more encouragement to do the right thing.
21.01.2026 18:30
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Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask:
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
19.01.2026 16:50
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Tylenol during pregnancy is safe without increased risk of autism, ADHD, or intellectual disability of offspring
A new review of the evidence just out
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
16.01.2026 23:43
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A week later and I cannot agree more
13.01.2026 21:19
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10.01.2026 01:35
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Is it worth it? Let TN work it
Do your vote now, flip it and reverse it #voteaftynbehn
02.12.2025 05:21
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The WHITE HOUSE
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RESTORING FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND ENDING FEDERAL
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The White House
January 20, 2025
The WHITE HOUSE
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A record of the media's false and misleading stories flagged by The White House. Scroll for the Truth.
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How it started / How itβs going
30.11.2025 00:49
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Additional benefit: harder to kidnap
26.11.2025 05:06
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Cool book event 11/30 in Vallejo. Come meet-up with other Billy Bragg fans and celebrate this unique fan experience.
10.11.2025 18:47
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Well, who do you think makes all the food pellets? You think they just appear on their own? The nerve..
06.11.2025 03:36
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speaking in a public setting but his words are always for an audience of one
05.11.2025 23:33
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Locust Humiliated Swarm He Organized Only Got 40 Million Attendees
Locust Humiliated Swarm He Organized Only Got 40 Million Attendees https://theonion.com/locust-humiliated-swarm-he-organized-only-got-40-million-attendees/
10.10.2025 21:00
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MYTH: βMy grandmother was deported to El Salvador.
FACT:β No one really knows where she was deported to.
ICE Raids: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/ice-raids-myth-vs-fact/
10.10.2025 22:00
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Check the WH visitor logs, someone from Big Mirror mustβve visited this week.
26.09.2025 01:46
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Baxie's Musical Podcast: Music Journalist Jason Pettigrew (Ministry: The Land of Rape of Honey)
Podcast Episode Β· Rock 102 Morning Show Podcasts Β· 09/22/2025 Β· 1h 3m
Now listening to @jsinptgrw.bsky.social talking Ministry, βLand of Rape and Honeyβ and even βWith Sympathyβ π₯ with @baxie102.bsky.social
22.09.2025 22:13
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Alsoβ¦If you think young people canβt be trusted to read a book and evaluate it critically then you have a low opinion of the mental capacity of young people.
31.08.2025 19:31
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Years ago Iβd just mutter to myself. But I wanted him to know that itβs not OK. I wanted the kid who was curious about the bug to know it wasnβt ok. Younger kids take cues from older ones. I think our world has become cruel & careless and kindness needs a comeback. But *this* me surprised me. /π§΅
31.08.2025 17:11
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One adult said, βHi is everything alright?β I said βSure, yeahβ smiling as I figured the kid had been sufficiently chewed out. My friend didnβt realize they were together & explained what happened. The man thanked us, said heβs a good kid & he would talk him. Hopefully he doesnβt get in trouble. 5/
31.08.2025 17:04
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βI hope you havenβt been bullied and never are bullied and live a happy life, but you need to think about how you treat others. Now you guys have a good night.β They walked off followed by a larger group of kids & adults. My friend picked up the stunned mantis and put it in the bushes 4/
31.08.2025 17:01
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They came over & I said, βIβm sorry to have yelled at you but you have to understand humans run this entire planet and all the plants and animals are at our mercy. How you treat animals says a lot about the person you areβ¦ 3/
31.08.2025 17:00
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