BigBearBooma

I just ripped ass in the shower, honestly the highlight of my day

Bring on fat boy season

Probably because that sloppy juice is gonna get in your mouth and you know what happens from there~

Big sticky sloppy toon smooches 💋

actually engaging with the media but instead being audio visually stimulated while my mind remains unimproved.

Then, if I try to engage with adult media, I can't concentrate because I'm trying my best not to intellectually let myself down and come to my own completely independent reading on

I'm culturally and intellectually failing myself by sticking to simple media that's fun and has good vibes because as an adult the media I'm supposed to be watching needs to be dissected and philosophically and artistically appreciated while I can't break it beneath the surface level so I'm not

So I got a VCR and CRT TV recently...oh my god what if I made one big compilation VHS of all the cartoon episodes that gave me my kinks growing up!!!

I'm a good soft wobbly chair just saying...

THE BUILDING'S COMING DOWN!!!

Hell yeah time to pack on the pudge

And of course that last little bite left behind, the one that almost got away, lying there all alone on the plate, screaming of an unfinished job can't be wasted, so this behemoth of a man reaches down, just one more tiny little bite wouldn't hurt...

One of the hottest clichés in fiction

You know what I find most attractive in someone? Hubris and ego.

I can't resist the type of guy who will gorge himself at a buffet, until his belly is towering over everyone, creaking and bubbling ominously and visibly trembling in a fit of trying to keep itself together, one bite away from 💥

It's been a day and a half for me, I need to cool off by inflating Clawhausers butt cheeks with a bike pump and rest between them

I'm as real as they come then

I'm gonna end my entire career by saying the most rancid, controversial and inflammatory take of the 21st century

Let people enjoy things

That drawing of him as a pear is body goals, if only Pepe had a moment like this 🦨

When and why the fuck did sitting down in front of a screen and enjoying some media to stave off the misery of the real world become a competitive sport?

Seriously online animation spaces just aren't fun anymore, hell I don't even know why I found them fun to begin with. It's all just grandstanding intellectual hierarchy back and forth bickering name-calling drama filled crab mentality bullshit

And please, any normal, well adjusted, funtional, mentally stimulated and culturally enriched animation fans seeing this, please do your part in helping these people by making livestreams absolutely dragging them, and make reposts talking about how dysfunctional of a person they are

Mentally deficient
White geeky nerd
Soy slop consumer
Idiot
Loser
Baby
Manchild
Parrot
Mouth breather
Every abelist slur you can think of
Emotionally stunted

These are all things you are gonna be called if you don't step up your media consumption game soon

Of you see an "animation fan" watching kids cartoons on your timeline dont scroll by, just bully them, call them names and granstand while shitting on their character until they watch some black and white paper cutout Indonesian silent short film from 1922, that's just the done thing nowadays.

I grew up so long thinking that my autism lead to me having a hyperfixation in animation and that I was an animation fan, but nah, I'm not. I don't meet the requirements and if I keep claiming to be something I'm obviously not I'm gonna get my shit kicked in

Baby soy boy ret*rd then. I just don't think animation spaces are fun anymore, not when people are spitting venom at eachother all because of their media diet. Yeah, I'm gonna watch more adult stuff, but mainly because not doing so makes me a drooling smoothbrained fuckwit with invalid opinions

Or a showcase of your character, instead if just being something you do to make the day go by a tiny bit faster. Yeah, a lot of the animated stuff I enjoy is child friendly stuff, not preschool stuff, but more Nick/CN/Disney stuff, so guess that makes me a media malnourished brain dead drooling

Called a dense fuck because you didn't fully understand everything, and if you look online to see what other people think of it, you're parroting opinions and you wasted your one chance to develop your own thoughts on something. This is what I mean about consuming media feeling like a skill

Stuff, and I can't argue with that, it's best to gain a better understanding of various types of genres, but once you watch the most prestigious beloved adult media you get told "of course you like the basic adult shit", so then you need to go as esoteric and obscure as possible, only to get

Of animation, but at the end of the day, I just like cartoons because they're silly little bits of fun to pass the time with and reminisce on.

But I see so much genuine vitriol from animation spaces talking about how you need to stop watching "baby" shows and stop watching cartoons and watch real

Honestly I'm feeling this again. The "animation is cinema" movement really did change online animation discourse going forward.

I get wanting to expand your tastes and palettes, and I want to experience more adult animation and I've always loved hearing deep dives into the history and production

I'm not supposed to be built like this, with a fat round gut protruding from me. I'm supposed to be a 100ft tall tower of pure fat, built like a multi tier wedding cake!

A tower of flabbel even!

That bug red honker, that huge puffed chest, that fat wobbly pear bod...oooooohhhhhh it's all so perfect~