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If I ever come to a signing, I’ll be the one in the black unitard.

We killed 175 little girls. Each one, a loving little kid with her whole life ahead of her, who was at school with her friends when one of our bombs killed them all. And our government and all of their mouthpieces are treating them like a rounding error. 175 little rounding errors.

Let’s not forget that the US response to Sandy Hook was to normalize children being slaughtered in schools, and there’s still been no justice for all the children raped, abused, and trafficked by Trump and Epstein.

I’m sure if Iran bombed an American school and killed children there would be a—

90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.

this is basically how gen-x ended up the way we have [derogatory]

"Jews don't belong in American society."

Imagine a sitting member of Congress tweeting that. You can't. Thankfully, it'd never happen. And *if* it did, it'd be the end of their career and the biggest story in America.

But Ogles can say this about Muslims without any censure.

🎶 Monday you can fall apart 🎶

Well, this aged exactly how I was afraid it would

I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

It's hard to internalize the fact that the administration really does believe the Iraq war was "woke" and that they would be able to easily defeat a substantially more powerful nation simply by being based chads

This is an important fact that everyone should know: Real rednecks historically were and should be antiestablishment socialists who hate cops. This guy explains it more brilliantly than I ever could

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

Based on that last line alone, my brain keeps trying to sing this to the tune of Super Bon Bon.

wait so am i supposed to set my clocks forward an hour or a few seconds closer to midnight

wishing you all a happy International Women’s Day

I really just can't get into the headspace of people who think:

1.) Jesus is coming back in the immediate future
2.) He's gonna give us a high five for making the bombs that blew up Bethlehem and give us a pony
3.) So better explode some more shit real good to expedite the process

crayon napkin drawing of USS MOTHER Fucker (enterprise d) BoLDLy Fucking your Shit up

idk where i found this or what the context is but i like it

A small yellow bollard with triangles where ropes/chains can be attached that look like little arms akimbo. Someone has drawn on two black lines like frowning eyebrows to complete the indignant look

Another disapproving post

This woman, US citizen living in Skokie, was detained at Ohare yesterday, taken to Broadview, then transferred to a detention facility in Wisconsin, now released. We know all this not because of DHS, who repeatedly denied that they even had her, but because her phone was pinging in those locations.

We used to make things in this country.

ₕₐᵥₑ your WAY

Is that good or bad? Because I agree about their cola, but as an occasional cherry cola enjoyer, I can see how this could still be worthwhile, based on that description.

I know we say "main character syndrome"a lot but watching people who genuinely cannot conceive of other people in other countries existing as anything but vectors for American vibes is surreal af to actually watch in practice

The people who think punk shouldn't be political and the people who think scifi shouldn't be political should all get an island together and never talk to the rest of us ever again

Some people will make you feel stupid for "still" reacting to something that happened "so long ago"-- as if the damage CPTSD does only stems from what happened back then, & not the years of trying to cope & continue functioning SINCE then w/ inadequate support & care.