It’s so sexy
07.03.2026 16:13
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Thank you! Here ya go: 🤤
07.03.2026 16:06
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The new men’s body wash I got for my incall smells so good & turns me on so much I absolutely can’t wait for someone to try it at the beginning of our date.
07.03.2026 15:53
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Just signed up for Poetry I through UCLA extension 🥳🥳🥳🥳 so excited
05.03.2026 00:27
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Sometimes I see someone in a 12 step meeting and I’m not sure if they look familiar bc I’ve heard their story or bc I’ve gargled their 🥜s.
04.03.2026 02:46
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I’m thinking about going for my MFA again, especially as a mentor just suggested I major in nonfiction & minor in poetry & that just sounds so unbelievably perfect it’s almost holy.
04.03.2026 01:46
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Tour diary for NC & ATL last month will not be released on Substack but may be purchased by email for $25.
02.03.2026 23:28
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Someone needs to make a Regency era lesbian porn and call it Bridgertongue.
01.03.2026 14:44
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Ty. Her as baby 🥹
28.02.2026 22:47
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Happy Caturday!
28.02.2026 21:01
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@bobbygreyxxx.bsky.social I can’t find ur # can you pls dm it to me coming back to Austin 💋
28.02.2026 18:17
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In other news, I broke in my new clogs 🫶.
28.02.2026 07:10
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Okay guess what I went and it was worth it then I got railed by a hot European client good Shabbas to me
28.02.2026 07:09
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I need to clear something up as it’s been driving me insane. OxyCodone is not “Oxy” it’s generic Percocet. OxyContin is the drug that was so popular on the street it got the nickname Oxy and they barely make it now, so no, you didn’t get it from your doctor for your knee surgery, it’s not 2008.
28.02.2026 02:36
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Next month:
Austin, New Orleans, Nashville
April: Vegas, Palm Springs
May: San Jose & SF & maybe Eugene OR
28.02.2026 01:36
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💯
27.02.2026 19:49
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Was extra weird coming home from visiting New England a few weeks ago!
27.02.2026 19:44
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I know it’s too hot for my walk 😭
27.02.2026 19:28
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This is a long shot but does anyone have the screener for the new Scream I don’t want to leave the house to see it tonight dm me please
27.02.2026 19:26
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I love the scream franchise so much because it also kills me to answer the phone.
27.02.2026 02:00
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interviewed with a local dog rescue to potentially become a foster today when I realized I already AM a foster caregiver for men between forever homes.
27.02.2026 01:01
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🫶I was unsure about posting about it but your words have brought me great comfort and now I am glad I did.
26.02.2026 05:31
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Not anywhere close to ready to adopt — foster!
26.02.2026 04:58
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Every day is leg day
24.02.2026 01:55
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and not from
24.02.2026 00:22
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When I first moved to West Hollywood I found a 12 step meeting called “positives in sobriety” & I got so stoked to go bc I thought it was a gratitude meeting but I got there & it was for ppl with HIV.
23.02.2026 23:28
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Saw this sculpture at the entrance of a gym. One must imagine Sisyphus bulking.
23.02.2026 22:28
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Damn now I want Oreo ice cream cake
23.02.2026 00:22
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Haha yes!
22.02.2026 13:36
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I love when they knock each other over
22.02.2026 04:01
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