Fun fact: we can just nuke the fuck out of the yanks. Wouldn’t be a problem, they’re all thick as fuck so we just tell them it was Australia and we don’t have to keep losing the Ashes. Two birds and all that
AAAHHHHHHH FUCK OFF
Currently doing the same. The constipation episode is a work of art
@eliotetc.bsky.social @rickyftw.bsky.social can’t be certain, but the first time I saw the jet2 advert meme was this vid of Manchester United and Spurs fans fighting in San Sebastián back in May x.com/danny_mcmoom...
we have to kill the computer
Wozzy Osborne, more like
Absolutely nothing worse on this planet that a northern ticket checker. Thick as cold shit
My dreams are too abstract for your feeble little minds (ice cream van that plays the countdown theme)
Screenshot from Wikipedia: A black and white image of a racehorse with text below reading Potoooooooo British thoroughbred racehorse Potoooooooo or variations of Pot-8-Os (1773 - November 1800) was an 18th-century thoroughbred racehorse who won over 25 races and placed higher than some of the most prominent racehorses of his time. He went on to be an important sire, whose leading runners included Epsom Derby winners Waxy, Champion, and Tyrant. He is best known for the unusual spelling of his name, pronounced Potatoes.
just super stuff
This is his time.
Losing my entire life savings because some thick IT dept yank in a k hole leaves a laptop open at a wework, my life ruined, spicy parcels sent first class
Incredible what this country will do to avoid doing anything worthwhile at all
🔮
45 minutes later and we’re winning it all
several 2000s musicians putting their hands towards the screen
POV: You're a crab and a child is about to put you in their bucket
Learning there’s a film starring Nic Cage about the sinking of the USS Indianapolis and might I say thank you
Suppose you have to keep one around, bit like a bottle of apple juice during the summer
Still one going in Afflecks isn’t there?
Trains - if you're British, you know they suck
Please take 1 minute to send We Own It's letter to your MP so they know you want them to fight for a railway that works for us, not shareholders. weownit.org.uk/act-now/grea...
Abolish private schools.
Both of these guys would have been crucified in a comprehensive and we'd all be better off for it.
Except Eccleston is based as all fuck
it’s going to be so mad when the IDF is found guilty of countless horrifying war crimes and everyone is like, “actually i was always against them too”
Amazes me how much more I actually read on here compared to twitter. Like I can give a shit what people say without having to block a hundred people an hour
