Billy Mabray

Ryan Walters looks forward to spending more time watching perfectly innocent Jackie Chan movies.

Shout out to the funeral director who has to find a tear-away burial suit.

I appreciate stores that carry both sizes: slim AND skinny

Every year they play the Armed Forces Medley and every year they exclude the Space Force

Such disrespect for our brave soldiers who fight our space wars

I hadn’t heard it in a while and forgot just how good it is

Also I kinda miss songs with guitar solos that go on for a week and a half

Post a song from the year you turned 12. Sure, why not.

Look, am I proud of how much I listened to this as a kid? No.
Have I forgotten any of the lyrics? Also no.

youtu.be/j2r2nDhTzO4?...

Also:

W: We don't have it, but you could get it from one of our other stores.
M: Cool, which other store has it?
W: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nice narc form ya got there. Shame if something happened to it.

Matt, this tweet has lived rent-free in my head for 12 years now. I literally think about it every time I hear the name Romney.

There are dogs at this family get together, so at least this day wasn’t a total loss.

And made him the GOP presidential nominee frontrunner for 2028

Told somebody "I've got 20 meetings till the next minute" and honestly it feels like that some days