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Welcome back white Jesus

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Resisting the urge to cut my hair a couple hours after scheduling a hair appointment for next weekend

I mean it was worth it

What I’m supposed to be doing: homework

What I’m actually doing: making a frittata

When is Jonathan Bailey gonna stop making remake movies and start making Bridgerton season 4 ?

🤣 🎯

My life is a movie that nobody wants to watch

Saw a cute business card for a hairdresser at the coffee shop then I picked it up and it was the girl who used my crush on her to use me for sex then started sleeping with my baby brother when he was 16 and she was 19 ✨

Omg it’s me

I would still eat it 😭 I just had an apple last week and I wasn’t allergic but the one I had today made my mouth break out :(

I guess I’m allergic to apples now

A bottle of brut, wine glass, sparkling water, vape, Roku remote and The Book of Dust by Philip Pullman on the coffee table

They/them dinner

i get a few too many drinks in me and i start talking about what kind of cults i would start if there was an apocalypse

All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a freshly-fallen snow, a crackling fire, a riveting mystery novel, a kettle on the stove, and a healthy supply of emotional support scones.

An astronaut nightlight and the book “A Wrinkle in Time” sit on the corner of the bed with a lit Christmas tree in the background.

I replaced this missing book in my collection and I’m so excited to delve back into it 🥰

What book tracking apps do y’all use? I wanna track my reading goals this coming year!

Surely I won’t regret drinking a Celsius at 7pm

Gorgeous!

I’ve never had one but I’m nervous to try it! What are they like? I’ve heard they’re bitter?

A graphic t-shirt with the text "DUNE" and a picture of a sandworm. Around the graphic, I have left blank space and then dyed the rest of the shirt brown, yellow, and orange in a pattern reminiscent of geodes or a topographic map.

A Dune shirt from the brand Night Channels that I dyed earlier this year 🫡

goodnight moon 🌜✨

available in my etsy rn!

#embroidery #embroider #art #craft #shopsmall #artist

Yay! Thank you ❤️

Thanks for you help! Let me try again :)

I don’t think it worked idk how to do it 😫

I wish my cat’s fur was long enough for me to braid

cool bsky thing: there's a pronoun labeler that will put pronouns on people's posts and profile if they've opted in

go to the link and subscribe (this lets you see them) and then u can go to Posts and like the one(s) you wanna use yourself

they take requests too if it's missing a neopronoun u use

OMG NO WAY

I think a huge chicken Cesar salad would fix me