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Give me the sauce

29.12.2025 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I have him blocked or he blocked me but yeah

29.12.2025 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Average breeder mindset

29.12.2025 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To me they're all funny because it's the idea of someone sitting down, drinking beer and smoking, and doing this in the first place

29.12.2025 07:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LITERALLY

28.12.2025 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honey,

28.12.2025 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My stupid ass sister wouldn't vaccinate her kids until school forced her to, and this was ten years ago. I wonder how bad it's going to get with what we've got going on now

28.12.2025 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Someone found it lol

28.12.2025 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Does anyone have the old image of a restaurant menu board with the interchangeable letters, and they've spelled out hilarious nonsensical dishes? I think there was a cigarette ashtray and a beer off to the side

Posting as a tax an image someone on Twit dug up for me a while ago

28.12.2025 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They should, irrespective of them having voted against Mamdani and losing. They should have done it years ago

28.12.2025 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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26.12.2025 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ใˆใ‚“ใ˜ใ‡ใ‚‹ใ‚“
ใˆใ‚“ใ˜ใ‡ใ‚‹ใ‚“ YouTube video by DJ510mariko - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2vW...

26.12.2025 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hard to stay angry at that face despite lack of forethought

26.12.2025 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Telling my last remaining family member to go fuck themselves was the best decision I've made in a while

25.12.2025 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ใ€MVใ€‘DJๅพŒ่—คใพใ‚Šใ“ / 100ๅ›žใฎKISS
ใ€MVใ€‘DJๅพŒ่—คใพใ‚Šใ“ / 100ๅ›žใฎKISS YouTube video by ๅพŒ่—คใพใ‚Šใ“(510mariko)

Top traxx of 2025

5. Paz Lenchantin - Novela
4. Manic Street Preachers - Hidden in Plain Sight
3. Yuki - Share
2. Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - Dreamin Dreamin
1. Mariko Goto - World is Mine

Hard to pick a top Mariko track as her 2025 was crazy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n28q...

25.12.2025 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

S...Sumimasen.

25.12.2025 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome one and all you merry c*cocksuckers to Christmas Eve at the Gem! Now I was being a regular fucking Grinch this year until last night, when that fat hooplehead calls himself Saint Nick came to me in a vision! Filled me up with fuckin cheer! He said, half off pussy tonight!

25.12.2025 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bullock! Welcome to fuckin Christmas at the Gem! Hallelujah!
Bullock: Nice tree. Where's the pickle ornament?
Al: Bullock. The tree abounds in festive cheer!
Bullock: Where's. The fucking. Pickle??
Al: I don't need no fuckin pickle...*furtively pulls out a sharpened candy cane*

25.12.2025 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Laura Loomer Now Going Door to Door to Try to Scare People

25.12.2025 12:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A #breakingbad and #bettercallsaul Christmas episode for you! ๐ŸŽ„
A #breakingbad and #bettercallsaul Christmas episode for you! ๐ŸŽ„ YouTube video by Better Watch TV

www.youtube.com/shorts/l_Fds...

25.12.2025 11:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Polyphonic Spree - Don't Change (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
The Polyphonic Spree - Don't Change (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) YouTube video by The Polyphonic Spree

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vqa...

24.12.2025 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know what this means but I'm hearting it anyway

24.12.2025 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24.12.2025 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

She went from shobon to tsundere

24.12.2025 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Atashino Shodo
Atashino Shodo YouTube video by Mariko Goto - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xpk...

24.12.2025 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
WORLDWIDE HAPPINESS
WORLDWIDE HAPPINESS YouTube video by DAI DAI DAI - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TYt...

24.12.2025 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kung-Fu Master / EeL(from Kungโ€‹-โ€‹Fu People Etcetera)
Kung-Fu Master / EeL(from Kungโ€‹-โ€‹Fu People Etcetera) YouTube video by Ryoma Maeda

Try not to bop
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIs4...

24.12.2025 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I'm On Earth
I'm On Earth YouTube video by Miki Furukawa - Topic

Xmas Eve Jamz
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BWE...

24.12.2025 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Listen up, liberals. My workplace just fired me

23.12.2025 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
DJ plays  at the site of the Supernova festival in Israel, in honour of the victims  JBreakingNews
DJ plays at the site of the Supernova festival in Israel, in honour of the victims JBreakingNews YouTube video by AIJAC

Reminder
www.youtube.com/shorts/x7M6B...

22.12.2025 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0