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Vice Admiral Seamonster

@sarahseamonster

β€œWe want wisdom but we won’t give up youth”. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

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He was literally called Posh Ben on Castaway 2000.

05.02.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He is smugger than a smug thing on smug tablets.

05.02.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the glasses. Even Starmer looks cooler in them.

27.01.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, this is the ten year anniversary of our DryRobes, which are original DryRobes, which we got for actual wild swimming reasons, BEFORE THEY WERE COOL. Honestly, current β€œdry robe” ubiquity is starting to feel like cultural appropriation!

27.01.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Potato/potahto.

27.01.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was a COOL choice. I’ll admit I’m saying this from a position of thinking Starmer is the most disappointing PM of my lifetime, but what did he think was going to happen? Like, maybe don’t do the thing that will get you labelled as ableist when you already have a PR problem.

27.01.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a video that’s like a decade old that lays out how degrading the word is. It has always been a tech industry-driven buzzword that acts to commodify and degrade the arts to the profit of the suit men. And in the AI era it’s even worse.

07.01.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am so isolated at the moment I could literally just scream. It’s not like anyone would be able to hear me.

07.01.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want flag merch with slogans like β€œRefugees Welcome”, β€œProtect Trans Rights” and β€œNigel Farage is a Secret Communist Drag Queen”. This is how we start taking out country back.

28.08.2025 09:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’d happen if someone tried to no-platform Noddy Holder or Justin Hawkins?

22.08.2025 13:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Decided ages ago that I need storage I can see into. It still wouldn’t work for me keeping things tidy, but it might make me stop buying things I already have 3 of.

The kitchen is a warm-up act for the bathroom, and the dozens of hardly-used products have no further use for

15.08.2025 10:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Yes, I am.

15.08.2025 10:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me, a person in their 50s with ADHD, finally dispensing of the concept of β€œstore cupboard ingredients”, along with four different kinds of pasta with expiry dates in the 2010s, several half-bags similarly ancient flour, 3 kilos of solidified icing sugar, and the β€œbaking” hyperfixation.

15.08.2025 09:15 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember Michael Sundin, he was a great presenter. I thought Biddy Baxter had been dead for years.

11.08.2025 18:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The appalling thing about the β€œLGB Without the T” gays isn’t just that they abandoned the most unfairly demonized people now when all of our support is so needed but that they still pat themselves on the back for being out-and-proud freedom fighters
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Sorry, no. You’re collaborators πŸ‘ŽπŸΌ

09.08.2025 13:45 πŸ‘ 1204 πŸ” 231 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 10

It’s an β€˜Anti-Hero’ on repeat kind of day. I am a monster on the hill, too big to hang out.

09.08.2025 15:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t like to blow my own trumpet* but I feel like I’m being extra-hilarious at the moment and I’m not sure how appropriate that is for the week my mum died.

*Of course I like to blow my own trumpet.

24.07.2025 14:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI like to shake my little fist on a soapbox”

24.07.2025 14:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m
Too socialist for your party
Too socialist for your party
No way I’m Diane Abbottβ€πŸŽ΅πŸŽΆ

24.07.2025 14:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not just him, I imagine.

03.07.2025 22:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does he even know yet? The rumour mill suggests otherwise.

03.07.2025 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

TIL that butterflies eat poo. And I’m not sure I’m okay with that @dr-squiddy.bsky.social .

03.07.2025 22:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Something’s afoot this summer, isn’t it? It’s not just the heat. We’re having a weird one.

01.07.2025 22:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Currently having the biggest #I’mAFeministBut moment of my life.

09.06.2025 10:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, June rolls around, and social media is awash with ads for rainbow capitalism again. It gets earlier every year.

02.06.2025 11:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Despicable Men

27.05.2025 22:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My ADHD is still writing cheques my anxiety can’t cash.

27.05.2025 16:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed. Vulgar AF, too.

27.05.2025 16:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today in Prejudice Reinforcement: being cut up at a roundabout by a hideous, boxy, white Rolls Royce.

27.05.2025 15:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pedro Pascal is the beauty and good this world needs.

27.05.2025 10:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0