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👸🏻| Cittàgazze spectre magnet, 41, she/her 💖| Robin Hood, OFMD, HDM, Tom Waits 🖋️| #seaglassyarns 🐙🩵🦈+🐻🦦🦔🧸 💀| https://ko-fi.com/robertaseaport I block non-fandom followers. It's not you, I just don't want people looking at me if you're not in the club 🫶

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a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing next to a woman in a dress . Alt: Waldo complaining about having to mingle with morons at a party

Laura (1944) was received much better 🥰 Waldo Lydecker my bitchy little love 💖 Gene Tierney managing to make even those silly hats look beautiful 💖 Baby Vincent Price about three feet taller than everyone else in the room 💖 11/10 masterpiece.

07.03.2026 20:39 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AU: Ed and Stede start a Proclaimers tribute band

07.03.2026 19:58 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
youraislopboresme drawing of "Ed" and "Stede"

youraislopboresme drawing of "Ed" and "Stede"

An attempt was made and I'm charmed by the 0% accuracy 🥰

07.03.2026 19:58 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1

I hate them too but couldn't resist 😂

07.03.2026 10:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Clown license cross stitch

Clown license cross stitch

Save some bidding energy for this, clowns 💖

07.03.2026 09:20 👍 95 🔁 26 💬 4 📌 1

“No,” said Frog.

07.03.2026 08:37 👍 316 🔁 95 💬 3 📌 4

💖💖💖💖💖

07.03.2026 09:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That sounds so nice 🥰 Happy birthday!!

07.03.2026 09:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Aw thank you! I've got ten yards of the cotton but haven't done anything with it yet. It feels a bit too flimsy for bear feet cos I like to stuff them pretty firmly, I thought the velvet might be a bit more robust? 🤞

07.03.2026 09:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Teddy bear wearing a seaglass collar

Teddy bear wearing a seaglass collar

!!! That would be perfect if you've got some spare bits! I had a sudden compulsion to use it for a teddy bear's paws and ears, like the darker brown paw pads here 👀

06.03.2026 19:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Pink Bird Floral Dress Material Hand Block Print Traditional Fabric Craft Shop Now Hand Block Print Cotton Sewing Fabric | Traditional Print Fabric | Gypsy | Indian | Fabric | Bohemian | Exquisite Collection of Cotton Fabric

I got the cotton here: www.handicraft-palace.com/bird-floral-... The colour was off for me, kind of dingy purple instead of nice bright pink, but I know other people's were better so it varies.

06.03.2026 19:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nope! The mods checked in to say change 5 to something else unless you really really don't have a preference, so everyone still at 5 should genuinely mean it. I just want to make sure my writer is comfortable 💖

06.03.2026 19:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Crew crafters: wondering if anyone's got offcuts of bird robe velvet I could buy? I'm after two bits about 4x3" & four about 2x2" (bonus if there's a bird head on one of the bigger bits but not essential). I can get a new piece, just thought I'd check first if there's scraps to get rid of! I'm UK. 💖

06.03.2026 18:59 👍 24 🔁 11 💬 5 📌 0

Thread for anyone on #bsnm #crafts - we're raising money for the American Immigration Council via selling lovely handcrafted things that people have donated. Please check it out - auction and buy it now both available, the fair runs until 21st March with a second drop coming soon! Reposts welcome!

06.03.2026 16:20 👍 17 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
Flat laptop bag designed to look 3D with thick black cartoony outlines

Flat laptop bag designed to look 3D with thick black cartoony outlines

Please enjoy my laptop bag. It is very ridiculous and I love it.

06.03.2026 16:34 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👀👀

06.03.2026 16:10 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone please bid on this kitty and rocket the price so I don't do something foolish with my rent money 😅

06.03.2026 16:07 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Ed and Stede Look of Love Original Artwork by Die Auction item 'Ed and Stede Look of Love Original Artwork by Die' hosted online at 32auctions.

Original artwork by me - from the Lovely Frames project: www.32auctions.com/organization... 3/

06.03.2026 15:58 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

I've got one of these and it is THE BEST and one of my most-worn necklaces 🥰 Go go go!

06.03.2026 16:04 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

OH I missed this somehow! 😍😍

06.03.2026 16:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pretty sky fans click here 😍🥰

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06.03.2026 16:02 👍 16 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Aw this is great! I love historical twins 😍 I collect old cabinet cards and CDVs, and there's one that my mum says looks so much like me when I was about 5 that it gives her the creeps and she hates looking at it 😂

06.03.2026 15:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This behemoth would love to be yours (look at the tiny stars outside the window!!! Look at that absolutely ridiculous derpy octopus tattoo!!! Look at how you can tie the curtain back or leave it to give them some privacy [privacy not pictured])

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06.03.2026 14:44 👍 43 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 1

I WATCHED THEM DRAW THIS AND CAME UP WITH THE PUN THAT'S RIGHT IT'S PRACTICALLY A COLLAB AND A STEAL AT THAT!!!!

06.03.2026 15:21 👍 17 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

There are lots of cute bookmarks in here that are a great option! Hyping a few that could use some extra love-

Look at this very cute cats-on-shelves cross stitch one from @fpwoper.bsky.social 😍

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06.03.2026 14:32 👍 27 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0

I am shocked that merEd has no bids yet. Look at his hair! His little necklace!

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06.03.2026 14:33 👍 16 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1

These are SO good, I'm glad they all vanished before I could do something unwise with my rent money 😂

06.03.2026 14:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A pink glowing OFMD paper lantern

A pink glowing OFMD paper lantern

Color changing, bright LED's are best FYI. This one's just a sample.

06.03.2026 14:30 👍 44 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

It's beautiful, that fabric is great 😍

06.03.2026 14:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Condolences 😔

06.03.2026 14:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0