Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the style of the Twin Peaks logo
28.02.2026 04:13
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the style of the Twin Peaks logo
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
Seagate Barracuda probably your best choice if you want a hard drive named after a fish
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
Sounds like *somebody* has no loved ones to kill.
going to therapy in 5 min, anyone need anything
One of my hobbies is sitting in my apartment
I'm the best workplace employee in terms of never opening fishy emails because I never look at work emails in the first place
kings among men
this is canon
happy new year
glass light ball on big rod atop roof in NYC with a lights sign nearby that spells out 2025
the new year is actually stored in the ball
Inside you are approximately two terrier mix type dogs
beast with 2d6 backs
No
hey i know you have anxiety issues but you don't have to worry about me unleashing my charge kick. i'm holding down and back for unrelated reasons. you can approach me
Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
whingeing centrist twaddle about hooding compassion for the losers in a Cincinnati Enquirer op-ed about the election
counterpoint: shut the fuck up
welcome to the NOvember challenge. if you were thinking about doing something, don't
imo if you don’t vote you should be able to store up your unused votes over multiple elections then unleash them as one high-powered “megavote”
Cursed cats
this is really good. though I wish the no-zero version was the default
I’ll fight anyone who says I’m mentally healthy
i would simply not trust a systems analyst who is incapable of getting out of a mcdonald's for under a benjamin
What’s the German word for when you cry in the shower until your Burger King crown falls apart
a shop sign in Korean which the meme maker has translated as ALL KINDS OF PAIN
going to the store, anyone need anything?
