Jessica

Becoming sincerely upset that this technology isn't available to me. I would be responsible with it

You're supposed to kill baby Hitler or whatever but what if instead I went to see Moby Dick, Rehearsed, or the 1936 Federal Theatre Project Macbeth

If I had a time machine I would keep using it to go back in time and watch Orson Welles' theatre productions until they took it away from me

My grandma definitely watches David Muir and Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage (she has not watched Young Sheldon or Big Bang Theory)

You're so brave

I wish you could see how fully I'm embodying tired 90s mom right now, hair is claw clipped and bangs pinned to the side, braided leather belt on my jorts, just tired as shit and blotchy skin

E-bikes opinion havers chime in because I'm scrolling upway with zero clue and ideally less than $1500

I thought I found a good one but then I was reading reviews of a different one and everyone was saying a 500w motor ain't shit and the one I was almost about to buy has a 500w motor so back to the drawing board? Or is it? Maybe these people on reddit have different needs than me???

I decided I finally want to buy an e-bikes but now I'm way too in the weeds of trying to figure out a good one I can buy that is also not insanely expensive and I'm overdoing it I should just buy one of the cheap ones and see if I even use it right

I had to remove my post about this shirt from r/Ween because it was apparently promoting the sale of merchandise which I don't understand at all I just wanted to post my shirt and also include where I bought it because obviously people would want to know

White lady in glasses wearing a white shirt with a picture of Ween on it surrounded by hand-drawn looking flowers and borders

Do you guys like my new shirt (from sandw1tch.bigcartel.com)

I'm obsessed with it

White lady in glasses wearing a white shirt with a picture of Ween on it surrounded by hand-drawn looking flowers and borders

Do you guys like my new shirt (from sandw1tch.bigcartel.com)

Sometimes although mostly online in a discord, at work I don't really have much to talk about with my coworkers or customers. I do miss intellectual stimulation these days

My wife sank to the bottom of the ocean. They said she had a condition which gives the body “0 buoyancy” so once she stepped in, she just rocketed down. I was about to tell her I was ready for kids. And for all this, I get to be the top YouTube comment for the Counting Crows cover of Big Yellow Taxi

I like the ambiance!!!!

It'll be a Wednesday April 8th so understandable if you don't want to go out on a weeknight but also soliciting dinner recs or I'll end up going to Pelons like always

Coming to Austin in April for a tattoo, if anyone wants to meet up for a little drinky or something

He was an artist on the court

I guess there's a band called AJR but anytime I see it my brain thinks "Andrew Jackson Riyadh"

Used to be a guy called Chet Faker, also not a pun but this made me remember Com Truise

I'm on the front lines of this shit, my fridge is full of protein shakes and I've got chia seeds on deck to add to any clear beverage

Seems pretty straightforward, protein was ahead for a while and then people realized that when you're proteinmaxxing you're usually giving yourself constipation and tummy woes, and that's where fiber has swept in

Lounging whorishly in the manner of David Duchovny as a TA

Alone in the TV room and a mechanic just came in while I was about to take a selfie, very embarrassing, also I'm sitting stupidly, maybe I'll die

I am much hotter now than I ever was at 18

One of my coworkers was like "wow, you've lost a lot of weight, it's really showing in your face" and I was like "thank you" and he was like "so this is what you looked like in high school" well no Mr. Gregory I am 40 years old this is not what I looked like in high school

THUCYDIDES: In my book I described the Sicilian Expedition where you invade a basically random and sort of distant country to try to loot it as a cautionary tale

DIPSHITS: At long last, we have done the Sicilian Expedition from the classic of military history Don't Do The Sicilian Expedition

My pleasure

That's right, it's Best Cock on the Block by Bitch and Animal