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Robby pHlögg

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Lawks-a-lordy my bottom’s on fire

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So very fucking good

03.03.2026 07:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

3 votes: Never Mind The Bollocks Here’s The - Sex Pistols
2 votes: It’s A Shame About Ray - Lemonheads
1 vote: Violent Femmes - Violent Femmes

27.02.2026 07:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Royals are fucking disgusting. Probably did this in front of the snowman’s family.

26.02.2026 09:15 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

ANNOUNCE POCH

11.02.2026 10:11 👍 37 🔁 2 💬 8 📌 0
A sexy drawing of sexy former and future Tottenham Hotspur manager Mauricio Pochettino who is magic, you know #THFC #spurs #coys

A sexy drawing of sexy former and future Tottenham Hotspur manager Mauricio Pochettino who is magic, you know #THFC #spurs #coys

Now then

11.02.2026 10:12 👍 83 🔁 3 💬 13 📌 4

Floppy haired git

07.01.2026 20:08 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

made some dried skin flakes from scratch

24.01.2026 03:48 👍 55 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0

I got run over by a boat at THE HENTY MACHINERY FIELD DAYS

24.01.2026 03:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Weather map captioned "Tracking the Polar Vortex" which just so happens to look like some big naturals, if you know what I mean. It even has low pressure icons for nipples!

Weather map captioned "Tracking the Polar Vortex" which just so happens to look like some big naturals, if you know what I mean. It even has low pressure icons for nipples!

DAD (pounding on the bathroom door): You better not be doing meteorology in there!

23.01.2026 00:46 👍 201 🔁 36 💬 11 📌 0

You are the first person to ever google Coleambally NSW

22.01.2026 21:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Coleambally NSW

22.01.2026 21:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
10 day forecast with top temperatures of:
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10 day forecast with top temperatures of: 35 39 44 46 46 48 45 44 40 34

Fuck

22.01.2026 21:26 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Not bullied enough at high school

14.01.2026 05:57 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look where that got the You Ess Aye 🤔

12.01.2026 10:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Moo Loo

12.01.2026 10:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t think just vote

12.01.2026 09:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

3 votes: Never Mind The Bollocks Here’s The Sex Pistols
2 votes: Ramones
1 vote: London Calling

12.01.2026 09:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.

11.01.2026 21:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you

10.01.2026 00:42 👍 590 🔁 143 💬 10 📌 6

This fucking clown and a few other pea-dicks only show a bit of fight when the match is done. Just fucking sick of them. Sack the fucking manager, the board, and half the fucking players

10.01.2026 20:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Enough of Pedro Fucking Porro and his performative bullshit!

10.01.2026 20:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

SACK HIM PLEASE

01.01.2026 21:38 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

He irritates me no end

07.01.2026 20:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Floppy haired git

07.01.2026 20:08 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club…

07.01.2026 20:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Inspired by Looney Tunes cartoons as a kid I tried stepping on a rake to see if it would hit me in the face.
Knocked out cold…

06.01.2026 11:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unapologetically…

3 votes: Never Mind The Bollocks - Sex Pistols
2 votes: Leave Home - Ramones
1 vote: Rocket To Russia - Ramones

05.01.2026 01:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It didn’t help!

04.01.2026 23:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Garmin watch alert:

Stressful period (-10)
High stress has drained your battery.
Take time to relax today to help balance blah blah blah

Garmin watch alert: Stressful period (-10) High stress has drained your battery. Take time to relax today to help balance blah blah blah

First day back at work…

04.01.2026 23:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Moon looks good

02.01.2026 09:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0