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Or 2G even!

10.03.2026 01:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2004 ish 7250. 3G unfortunately so very much ewaste

10.03.2026 01:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Better be 98 RON

09.03.2026 08:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If only they came home with bone spurs

08.03.2026 09:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just below car jacking.

06.03.2026 03:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Meanwhile Trump is conducting a war without congress approval. I'm not sure that lying to it is going to matter any more

05.03.2026 18:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do that to anyone with a CV over 2 pages.

05.03.2026 10:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If that happened, where would Kim post about his micro credentials?

05.03.2026 10:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Both shot at Nazis.

05.03.2026 00:52 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ShazDaztastrophy

04.03.2026 20:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fun Fact: CNN recorded their control room during major events for promo material.

I posted and synced the full tape to broadcast here: youtu.be/q7xKnATJbKI

04.03.2026 01:41 👍 6 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1

At least they can only buy a weeks worth of madness.

03.03.2026 08:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

His hair has become AI slop.

01.03.2026 05:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Women have been doing this for centuries.

28.02.2026 11:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No time to click on that link...

28.02.2026 04:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.02.2026 04:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Hey car. I'm not ready to leave just yet. Please circle the block for another 20 minutes"

27.02.2026 20:49 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Reckon I'd wouldn't take the puppy to the Brazilian place & just leave it at home.

27.02.2026 12:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby The creator of Nearby Glasses made the app after reading 404 Media's coverage of how people are using Meta's Ray-Bans smartglasses to film people without their knowledge or consent. “I consider it to ...

NEW: A hobbyist has created Nearby Glasses, an app that warns you if someone close by is wearing smart glasses. 404 Media spoke to the creator who said he was inspired by our coverage that uncovers how men are wearing Meta's Ray-Bans to covertly film massage parlor workers.

24.02.2026 15:48 👍 11751 🔁 5043 💬 150 📌 275

I tried explaining to someone the other day that in the 80s, because it took so long (after the US) to release monies in Australia, we bought the movie novels before seeing the movie.
It took some convincing.

25.02.2026 12:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds like watching the Darts isn't for you then.

25.02.2026 10:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

If there's not a question about the safety of coffee enemas I'm going to be disappointed.

25.02.2026 10:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

25.02.2026 01:59 👍 8327 🔁 1779 💬 92 📌 90

For many of the people in that room, it's currently the worst moment of their life also.

25.02.2026 03:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's not even a good lie. Actually, none of his lies are good lies...

25.02.2026 02:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The name "Epstein Accounts" was already taken.

25.02.2026 02:43 👍 58 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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Developer behind Gold Coast Trump Tower proposal went bankrupt twice A search by the ABC of federal insolvency records reveals the developer has had personal financial scrapes.

The head of the Australian company proposing this has been twice bankrupt. Fitting company for Trump.

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

24.02.2026 02:16 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

You haven't just crossed over it. You've placed in the long jump medals.

24.02.2026 01:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I used to work with someone who used the sandwich press to cook their fish. They completely cleaned afterwards, but none of us ever used it again.

23.02.2026 12:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Could be? He's going to fail the good character test every day of the year.

23.02.2026 06:27 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0