Jack

So let me get this straight, in our effort for a regime change in Iran we directly caused the dead ayatollah (who we killed with American bombs) son to rise to power while also injuring him with American bombs? And we expect him to not hate America?

What the hell are we doing here

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“I guess”.

You’ve got to be kidding me. We have totally unserious, completely incompetent people taking us into mindless deadly war.

All I can think about is Lockheed, Northrop, Boeing, Raytheon, and all the other DOD contractors reacting like this to the war. Wonder how much money they are making…

Personally, I thought the benefit of having the author of “The Art of The Deal” as president meant that he would be able to make any deal to avert war.

ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas

MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag

It's almost impossible to comprehend how many people have died now because a racist reality star just couldn't deal with having a popular black president.

Impeach this incompetent asshole

America's Richest People Are Not its Most Generous

Fascinating chart with one outlier: Warren Buffett.

At the low end, giving 0.06% of one's wealth is equivalent to:

Net worth -> Lifetime Giving
50K->$30
100K->$60
500K->$300
$1M->$600

Most folks give far more by % in a *single year*.

www.forbes.com/sites/forbes...

When the government starts preying on the few remaining kind people in society, that probably means the inevitable collapse of said society.

I never thought the inaction of congress could ever end up being the best thing for this country

Cards by the lake during extended yellow at 2am hits hard at the Rolex 24

Weird weather we are having

All nighting

My happy place

Go pats

I realize I will never have the experience of coaching a high school football team against a rival and this is the closest thing to it. So, I let them continue to play Minecraft in class to beat our closest rival scholar program.

Call me a bad teacher, idc. I have school pride tho

Caught some of my AP students playing Minecraft in class today. They gave me the “WAIT WAIT WAIT HEAR ME OUT” treatment so, I heard them out.

Apparently a rival high school’s IB students set up a Minecraft server for their IB program. My AP students infiltrated it and are trying to overrun it.

I don’t recognize the country I live in

Cannot wait

Wow did the US find a surplus of oil or something recently? Wonder how that happened…

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Have we all just forgotten that a CONVICTED FELON is running our country? Yeah shit like this happens when we let people like that be president. I’d say shame on us, but the people that elected him are incapable of shame.

So fmr Honduran President Hernandez voluntarily surrendered, and was duly extradited, tried and convicted for drug trafficking, and Trump pardoned him 6w ago.

And this morning, Trump illegally attacks Venezuela and abducts its president and his wife purportedly to try them for drug trafficking.

Ok I haven’t seen one in a while but these Shaq commercials for General insurance are getting crazy

A picturesque winter landscape is seen before a dark but busy sky. A stream and a house are visible in the foreground, while snow-capped mountains are seen on the far horizon. In the sky are many stars and many streaks caused by meteors. Also some red gaseous nebulas are visible in the sky. Please see the explanation for more detailed information.

🔭 Gemini Meteors over Snow Capped Mountains

Image Credit & Copyright: Tomáš Slovinský

apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap25121...

We aren’t there yet, but the fact that Trump is objectively moving us in a direction that ends with us not knowing a forecast or what weather is coming is absurd. Perhaps we’d go back to paganism to pray for certain types of weather.

The scene from the last Pluribus episode of Rhea Seehorn depressingly lighting fireworks then trying to put out a house fire with a garden hose while marching music plays might be a new all time classic scene.

If he actually was an involved parent he would know no kid in the history of education has ever only just used 1-2 pencils. I cannot go 20 minutes in my day without someone asking me for a pencil