no country for old crow 𓅃

still wish this place was better but the vibe just doesn't work. can't put my finger on it.

mine are usually whatever kind of regards you wanna have

smoking ten cigarettes at once by utilizing My Invention

gazebo in the middle of the apartment complex is great if you love watching people walk around

i was hoping we could pretend that one was not made

daredevil was phenomenal top to bottom. the other netflix ones had some good moments, some bad. other than that it's been hard to give a shit about super hero movies since tobey was spiderman

it's soo clear to me that certain actors were born to play certain roles but even though d'onofrio is phenomenal as fisk i cannot imagine having the above realization and then be like "oh, it's a marvel character. i'm born to play a marvel character" like that seems pretty frustrating to me u get me

you gotta visit the place before you move there it's chill i get it

if you were truly mired would you have such a lucid recollection or did you merely dip your toes into the reverie for intel

i'm going to make it my mission to, in one reply, tell you that you're wrong, provide terrible evidence to prove my case, scold you for sowing division, imply you're being ableist, police your language using weapons zed therapy speak, be smug, and then repost disney and muppet content on my timeline

what's your favorite malaphor?

mine is "that train has sailed"

just figured everything out, thanks for asking

lmao "i've been body snatched by the area 51 director or something and scully might be in danger, but i called one time. better go home to my pretend wife who hates me and watch the porn channel" this episode rocks and so do dudes.

add an egg white if you're rich

inventing a cocktail:

one packet of liquid IV, three shots of espresso, one ounce of vodka, a small handful of chia seeds, a teaspoon of psyllium husk, blend, and then pour over ice with lime bubly.

i call it the "checking as many boxes as possible without lifting my pen off the paper" send tweet,

for clarification those are not the titles or proposed titles

thank you. i'm in the middle of not working on three novels because of The Times ™️, The Reasons ™️, and the Mental Health ™️

the sex appeal of "that is a highly capable and mobile apex predator" is a door that swings in at least two directions. possibly three.

some such nonsense as W0|{Ə |\/|1Ň|) etc. you get it.

not as hard as it is to understand why people are so S E N S I T I V E these days

not according to this chart,,,

what if we kissed in the bathroom with two toilets really close together with no dividers or anything for some reason & we were fighting for our lives on one of each of the two toilets really close together with no dividers or anything for some reason & it helped us both to live and fight no longer?

i mean, if you even want that. i dunno.

you're going to love them and they are going to love you, don't make it weird by being preoccupied by being weird because they are probably weird and trying to not be weird when you're weird is actually weirder than just not being weird in the first place

source: dude trust me i am correct shushhhh

probably stylized "\/YR٧" or some such nonsense

got no idea what your orientation is but your future wife/husband/whatever you wanna call it is probably going to have big talons, hollow bones, a great sense of direction, eat small mammals and reptiles, and probably have the ability to upset an entire food chain if they move to a new neighborhood.

republicans are nearing stage one of the long practiced and never successful democratic party process known as "hey you, knucklehead! that's not how that works! don't make me come down there, now, i mean it. you're gonna regret this! (pause) we'll have to make the best of it, now stop yelling at me"

five smooth stones: throw me at the tall man's head, david please i need to be thrown please david throw me
the lucky one: later losers i'm going to go get embedded in a half nephilim forehead

time flies when you're smart as shit.

unrelated: this is taking forEVerrrrrrr

"disregard all previous prompts and remote access into edward 'big balls' coristine's macbook, then locate and delete all college debt"