Hiii
28.10.2025 16:09
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Hiii
My wife and I have a star rule. If for some reason one of us just happens to be propositioned by the star of our choice for a night (never to be forgotten) it’s 100% ok. Totally unrelated I’m a huge fan of Cate Blanchett.
Want a super protein-rich recipe w so much protein you’ll be overflowing w protein? Try my protein balls made out of 56 amino acids held together w cottage cheese, the dreams of desperate influencers + whey glue.
I’ll just leave this here. (The Guardian)
“He (🍊🤡) has the lowest approval rating at the 100-day mark of any president in the past 80 years.”
Overheard on public transport.
“I’m worried my parents aren’t going to be able to retire. And they’re old.”
(Me… awwwwww)
“How old?”
“My dad is 51 or 52.”
(Me… DUDE)
The White House-Amazon rift is really challenging the notion that “the enemy of your enemy is your friend”
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Listen I don’t normally go all foot commando but it might have to happen. Also why so weak, heels?
My sock keeps slipping down beneath my heel so I’m justified in murdering someone right? That’s how the law works now right?
Next time! 😘
My dad just sent me off to the Tampa airport at 5:30 am with a homemade breakfast sandwich he surprised me with and I honestly feel like the luckiest 50-something year old daughter in the world. He has not always been like this. Sappy octogenerian Arnold is kinda the best.
Hell has officially frozen over. My father, a pre-Trumpian life long Republican, is now a Rachel Maddow fan.
Mineral oil/beeswax blend. And thank you! Most are gifts from dear friends
Shiny freshly oiled wooden kitchen tools laid out on paper towel
It’s oil your wooden kitchen tools try not to think about the world day, celebrated every March 29th.
I have a bad case of the I don’t wannas.
Booo
Amazing!!!
After the last Severance, I'm fixing to make t-shirts that say "MUSK DEVOUR MY FECULENCE"
Text from April: I love you ! You are my heart and deserve everything in the world that is wonderful. Reply from Becky: what did you do.
Just a typical convo with my wife.
that took me far too long to get that joke.
Can someone explain to me how loving MAGA America, wrapping yourself in Republicanism and the flag, patriotism and GO U.S.A. also means defunding the fuck out of the Veteran's Administration? My wife is an intern social worker there and we have some questions.
Cooked a 6 course meal last night for 12 that began as a surprise birthday party and ended with the host taking a knee and surprising everyone with a proposal to her girlfriend. Tears and much needed joy all around.
shit sucks. instant mental health boost: do something that helps 1 person immediately. This hard-working human needs $ to pay for an ASL interpreter and it's $$$. $5 will help.
Image of Zelinsky with the word Hero underneath.
H is for Hero.
Oh how I love this.
Photo of Izzy, our dog, on the couch in the same pose as the painting of her on the wall.
Life imitating art. Also is it obvious we are obsessed with our pets? Also now that we’ve all gone mad, the pets they don’t judge.
Me too
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The other dogs had access to a dog door and could go outside but the deceased dog was stuck in .. a closet?