wendell the disasterpiece

an lgbt one!

hotel: we're lgbt, but you can still stay here
me: that won't be a problem

there are cock rings and poppers for sale at the check-in desk

get you a girl who stares you in the eye while eating a slice of lemon

Area "Mystic" Actually Just Goblin

hello darlings

today is my birthday, and for my birthday (if you feel inclined) I would like three things

- tell someone you love them sometime today

- donate to a mutual aid fund (or better yet, give money directly to trans people)

- preorder my boooook ⤵️

and it's warm!

nooooooo

essays can be art. i would just look at which kind of project is filling up your cup.

guess i will stop specifically walking on grates to work through my unrealistic fear...

which is the lie:

i used to be a scare actor at a halloween attraction

i got to study under paul stamets

i was in an episode of the treme

it also seems like real world glitter science.

last night i had a dream that i was trying to sweep up glitter that was stuck to the hardwood floor of the house i used to live in.

when i finally find the used bookstores, all bets are off (because my bettin money will have become books)

if you sell your house and become a thousandaire, you too can buy multiple books at a time.

livin the dream

The thing about me being a GenAI skeptic is that I am a third gen early adopter. My machine worker grandpa thought computers were the future and had an Apple IIE. I had two Geocities sites. Was on Facebook when it was still Harvard only. You know how hard you have to try to make me hate new tech???

sometimes i see rice and bean salads at food co ops but not very often.

i figured out how to make a really good rice and chickpea dish in my rice cooker, and i'm pretty smug about it.

you should though

i got so many brioche buns yesterday...

i'm not going to say that wayward knows what every t-boi wants, but my gawd

mae martin is very different from matt dillon

Hey Chicago I will be signing books at the new Hyde Park Barnes & Noble this Saturday! stores.barnesandnoble.com/event/978006...

that's the way to do it

the trends are moving in a way that makes it seem like it could be a good time to become a railroad baron.

finally

my friends in new orleans used to think it was hilarious when i said douchebag

this is all you need to know really

also snails are very cute and come with their own cozy housing

So after visiting the doctor I have multiple expensive prescriptions to cover. I'm trying to raise $1000 to cover them and keep my phone turned on. Please, I would be so grateful for help, boosts mean everything 🖤🖤🖤

i also wonder how much of the difficulty in recognizing bad ai images is down to the degradation of image quality over time. we're used to images being compressed and have been for years so they end up being blurry and garbled, why would we notice when the letters in "army" were a bit wobbly?