Ike Makos

no the discourse was “if that’s what a light speed ram does why wasn’t the rebellion doing nothing but light speed ramming?”

A LEGO set box features a model of the Maersk container ship&10;

Finally a Lego set for shipping sickos.

oh sweet we’re re-inventing Holdo Maneuver Discourse from first principles

always a local angle

I think “all the American voter cares about is gas prices” is overly simplistic and broadly incorrect

but I sure as shit think they are going to care about them rising this much this fast

solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want

his tolerance is built up so the videos of bomb/missile impacts aren’t hitting anymore, he needs to see someone shooting a gun

though critically as we’ve seen from Minneapolis he will not want to actually see the person who’s getting shot, because that involves seeing blood and that’s Yucky

I love being a guard for a crime boss, but I hate when coworkers hear a noise and go walk away and don’t come back. We were in the middle of a conversation, rude! Not my job to find him though.

"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"

We should never ever forget why they did it

Having faced no consequences for anything, Trump has noticed that he has the world’s largest military at his command, and believes he has found a brilliant solution for solving problems that no one before him was smart enough to discover: just kill everyone in your way, until they obey you.

It is, of course, all gender.

We're doing War-as-Gender-Affirming-Care. Some men get hair transplants, some buy a too-expensive car, Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth accidentally-on-purpose tank the global economy killing thousands in an idiot war.
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Mace Windu in the Jedi Council chamber

"You are on this council. But we will not certify you as a forklift operator."

it is important at this time to have Noah Wyle turning to the camera and telling the audience that healthcare disparities are a reality in frontline medical care.

I’m sorry l, but I had been assured that The Modern State Is But A Committee For Managing The Affairs Of The Entire Bourgeoisie and I am seeing little evidence of this. Is there someone I could speak to?

I do need President Donald J Trump to get on camera TODAY and explain to me and the rest of the American people exactly what he thinks Yu-Gi-Oh is

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

throwing two seconds of Yu-Gi-Oh in there is also such a choice

first Star Wars movie to come out in my lifetime that I have no plans to see in theaters. feels weird man

It's such bitch behavior to do this whole Department of War rebranding then just go to Russian lengths to avoid calling it a war.

“we need a Firefly reboot” is just “make it 1997 again through science and/or magic” in a different dialect

Butler PA

all those enslaved people running for freedom were splashing through creeks out of a sense of joy and whimsy I guess

Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society

if we bomb them enough we can fill up our Power Meter and when it fully charges we can use our special ability to deploy 1 Peshmerga anywhere on the map

It was funny to see, I don't even remember which US newspaper it was anymore, but an obit of Ali Khamenei said something to the effect of "he lived a paranoid life in which he believed the US and Israel were out to kill him, which eventually happened"

welcome back Mad Dog

White House Pill Mill baybeeeee, the better question is what aren’t they taking