Sign printed out on A4 paper with cartoon women's faces as the top and bottom borders, and in the middle:
"To tell a woman everything she cannot do is to tell her what she can."
Spanish proverb
1: I hate this stuff on International Women's Day, shouting at you that you have to be a bloody superhero when you're tired and already have enough to do.
2: I think this is actually about cats.
08.03.2026 09:19
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Morning all.
Photograph by Frank Martin. Charles Tumbridge riding through Kensal Rise, West London with his dog Susie in her sidecar kennel, 1962.
08.03.2026 09:12
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You do sometimes really get it driven home that American Christianity was founded by the protestants so weird Britain had no choice but to persecute them.
08.03.2026 07:31
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Jesus Christ.
The most classless oaf imaginable, always, at every opportunity.
08.03.2026 00:46
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Yes! I think it's just heat.
08.03.2026 00:22
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It is a fact that 'hygge' in Norwegian is pronounced hygge, and in Danish is pronounced *vom*.
08.03.2026 00:14
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The Danish language is like someone speaking Norwegian while being sick.
(sorry)
08.03.2026 00:13
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Booked trains to pop and see Mum the weekend after Mother's Day, for I am a terrible daughter (in 2020 it was the weekend before, which then worked out miraculously well). Already there's something here I'm going to be missing, so we'll see what else comes up. ALWAYS something on here.
07.03.2026 22:46
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I am absolutely DMable. :)
07.03.2026 22:41
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bsky.app/profile/vict...
07.03.2026 16:53
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I think this is a factor in the Emperor's New Clothes-iness of it all.
07.03.2026 16:50
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I mean, this was as much as I dared to say at the time: bsky.app/profile/vict...
07.03.2026 16:45
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Music and poetry (or lack of) aside, there's often this expectation on women, when two awful people are at it with each other, to take the side of the one who has ovaries. You're not allowed to say that they're both awful, because one of them's on your team and one isn't, except I'm Team Not Awful.
07.03.2026 16:44
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You know +songs+, with melody and poetry.
07.03.2026 16:42
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I also think 'perv specs' works.
07.03.2026 15:40
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Yes, she's just talking us through how the husband she knew was like that when she married him turned out to be like that.
She could have written some songs about it, maybe? Then I still wouldn't care, but they might be more interesting to listen to.
07.03.2026 15:38
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I feel like the only person who thinks Lily Allen's album is a bit rubbish. I can't be the only person.
07.03.2026 15:34
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holding old timer bats so they can still feel like flappy lads is some real heartwarming stuff
07.03.2026 13:26
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None of the websites I have consulted mention that you can get round the criminal convictions issue for a visa if you're a massive Nazi, but you can apparently get round the criminal convictions issue if you are a massive Nazi.
(It's being rude about the Nazis on social media that's an issue.)
07.03.2026 11:48
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I think we should allow Trump to choose Iranβs next leader as long as the rest of us can choose Americaβs. Because itβs clearly far too important a job to be left in the hands of Americans.
07.03.2026 08:21
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"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
06.03.2026 11:30
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Oh while weβre at it:
1) βItβs almost motherβs day!β in my inbox - oh yeah no problem doesnβt really apply to me any more, no offence taken though
2) βWE ARE A CONSIDERATE BRAND AND JUST WANTED TO CHECK IF YOUR MUM IS DEAD SO WE CAN STOP REMINDING YOU SHEβS DEAD AHEAD OF MOTHERβS DAYβ - y tho
07.03.2026 11:31
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I hate this so much. And you get it again in June for Father's Day. An inbox full of: "IS THE MENTION OF MOTHER'S DAY UPSETTING? IS THIS UPSETTING YOU?" - which is rather upsetting.
07.03.2026 11:36
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2. D mentions distant possibility of research trip to USA. I am now expert on definitions of 'moral turpitude'.
07.03.2026 11:32
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Today's 'dead giveaway I have ADHD really':
1. Conversation where I explain how puffin crossings damn near cause me physical pain by forcing me to give my undivided to the little box. "Puffins are brilliant, though."
07.03.2026 11:32
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Ironically, given +her+ inability to understand complexity and nuance, I was dismissing her as plain thick. You could be right.
07.03.2026 10:53
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I'm not.
07.03.2026 09:52
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Seeing that person writes for a living, something I'd love to be able to do, has deeply depressed me.
07.03.2026 09:11
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Yes, but things do tend to go in that direction there!
06.03.2026 21:35
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