Bargain Bin Rhea Ripley

Guessing you’re a man, then. I want you to take a look into the damage long term exposure to those chemicals might do

[ATTN]: In the spirit of No Nut November, all auth will henceforth be done…

hoping a hockey game breaks out at this baseball park

Being an athlete at 30-something is taking your creatine out of a shotglass on the way out the door to the gym because you’re too busy for a smoothie and can’t afford to be dealing with DOMS at practice tomorrow

I just referred to a gatetest on one of my PRs as “big dawg” while encouraging it to complete successfully so uhhh… guess you can say my Monday is goin pretty well

Oh my god yes, especially the grapefruit flavor

I will only refer to the Guillermo del Toro Frankenstein movie as Hot Monster and will not take any further questions.

Would dressing as a piñata for Halloween be cultural appropriation or am I just dumb

[ATTN]: in the spirit of Halloween, all auth will henceforth be done headless

OH: Dick is a sometimes food 🤷

Additional details:
- the vi jacket is real leather and is my personality now thank yewww
- i have purchased an h-cup chest plate and a beehive wig for jersey shore
- i will be changing wigs mid party for Ramona flowers

The costume lineup so far for 2025 spooky season (some of which is for theme parties)

Today’s challenge: explaining to a (very offline) sweetie of mine what this is, and how it came to be in my bag

It’s wild because like… knittting is full on algorithmic… like… sweetie just admit you’re bad at math and let the fiber artists do what they do

Idk how this is even possible but cybertrucks are somehow even uglier in Chicago than in Seattle

I think it’s something to do with the beautiful old architecture

Wasn’t *that* wild of a night, rest assured, but I definitely think it’s funny that that was the last image in my camera roll lol

Last known photo from last night:

For context: the crafting SIG set up a station at the first-day happy hour, thus saving my shy ass from interacting with a room full of strangers on 4 hours of sleep

Lizard made from pony beads, hanging from belt loop

Officially the funniest corporate conference swag of all time

Delicious snack for giants

Oh yeah! Chicago I’m inside you 🖤

Like on a bar cart? Nope!

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Let’s be real it’d be bridges there

Imagine going to the pawn shop to buy a jewelry and they just pull out one of those jewelry trays of nipple rings

Does anyone actually get just one nipple piercing

Like what, are you putting your hot bitch summer on layaway or what

It’s all good, let the AI people look like out of touch, context-blind dorks I actually think that’s fine

Please, please, Cruxanimous Backshots was my father’s name, you can just call me “backshots” for short

That chip bag *is* a bribe

Honestly all descriptions of defcon that accurately capture the way it actually is do make it sound like An Episode™️ of some kind