martin

this is a good concept and you should do it. trying to think of some way you could use the length of the email / number of images as CV inputs…

screenshot of my gmail inbox showing a dozen emails from different bandcamp labels promoting new releases

somehow getting a sense that it might be bandcamp friday

i do think its really funny that, back in the ancient pre-history of 2008, a major running joke was "how are you even supposed to dance to dubstep", which in retrospect really is the most telling-on-yourself 'oh you dance to the melody rather than the rhythm huh' statement ever

i've played a bunch of indie tabletop games which boil down to "spend one Persuasion point to Persuade the barkeep" and like. how is that more fun than talking to my friend and then maybe rolling a dice to see if i convinced them, with advantages based on how good my friend thinks my argument was.

a lot of indie TTRPGs are trying to solve the wrong problem by systematising social dynamics. improvising conversations and social interactions is the fun bit! you gamify combat because that's hard & annoying bit to improvise. systematise the stuff that's tough to improvise & have fun with the rest.

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

On May 8, 2027 this will happen to all cubes

god this is so true, i'm burning out like crazy in my current job even though i'm pretty fiercely protective of my personal time and it's mostly because every decision i make gets immediately undermined or overturned and i can't deliver any of the projects that i care about properly

"we are living through unprecedented times". bro these times have so much precedent. these are some of the most precedented times of all time.

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

Screen shot of a news article, headline reads: “California condors are very rare, but 10% of them are trashing this woman’s house” Additional text: “Only about 200 of the birds live in the wild — and 20 of them are outside of Cinda Mikols’ home” From May 11th, 2021 Photo of birds trashing a deck

Yes I found this on the “sounds like a Mountain Goats lyric” group

For months, @jacksonwryan.com has been looking into why so many video games sites have become full of gambling and casino stories, unusual author images, and, most recently, the use of AI. We've connected these sites to Clickout Media. Here's what we've learned.

Most of the footage of the famous 2000 "Super Mario 128" tech demo was recorded with handheld cameras by the audience, with the presenter drowning out the game sound. Only 10 seconds of direct feed footage exist, which reveal that the sound was a cacophony of Marios screaming.

whenever i make a post that seems like kind of a sweeping statement about something please know that i probably thought about it for 40 seconds total and i only sort of believe it

that's a shame, those worthless hacks should've been out of office in disgrace indefinitely. hope this helps 👍

i want to compare starmer to like liz truss or theresa may - immensely unpopular ideologues singularly unsuited for their historic moment - but he's a nick clegg above all else. Professional Politics as the precursor to wet apologies and a quiet retreat to the private sector job they always wanted.

remember when the lib dems ran on getting rid of student loans, got into government, betrayed that immediately, and wiped themselves off the electoral map for a generation. starmer saw that and was like "i can do better"

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

this is good

women will go to a hangout with a guy and things will be going well until the girl casually mentions she finished this book and he'll go home and start posting stuff like "Our future is ruined because of wokeness and women with fake degrees" meanwhile the girl went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and she named her character "beegirl" and she keeps saying stuff like "i'm beegirl" and the discord transsexuals ask what kind of bee and she talks about carpenter bees for 10 minutes and everyone loves it and learns a lot

Anyone on the left who wasn’t actively involved from 2015-19 needs to know what’s coming.

1, they’re going to throw multiple, often contradictory lies at the wall to see what sticks. Polanski will be simultaneously weak and strong, timid and aggressive, passive and dictatorial, old fashioned and

Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

learning about boys today

sex matters trustee charlotte cadden

gorton and denton by-election result: she gets 706 votes, 1.9% of the total

underappreciated but very funny gorton and denton sideplot: the conservatives nominating literal sex matters (uk terf group) trustee charlotte cadden, only for her to get the worst result for the conservatives in by-election history and lose her deposit