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please …i need to read like 8 bangers before i can put my phone down and prepare food for my family

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did anyone ever start doing their banking on x the everything app?

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save cash by not eating different meals 💰💰💰

If she’s your girl then why is she leaving crop circles at my nana’s farm?

whenever I’m not using my phone i tell it to take some time to do whatever it wants 🥰🥰🥰 today it wrote a beautiful poem it’s just like people ❤️

[puts daylight saving posts back in a trunk until next year]

funny story that’s how i wound up with my first wife

Clumpy moss on a vertical rock surface, a street with car I. The background

Very wet moss, close up. It’s the kind of moss that looks like tiny ferns

A mossy tree trunk and clumps of out-of-focus foreground moss hanging from a branch that crosses the frame. Wider shot. All the moss is very green and bright

It’s Monday morning — do you know where your moss is? (Moss Monday)

my daughters middle name is Alert (1st name amber). I’ve been arrested 8 times over it already my advice to other dads is don’t do these names

Clumpy moss on a vertical rock surface, a street with car I. The background

Very wet moss, close up. It’s the kind of moss that looks like tiny ferns

A mossy tree trunk and clumps of out-of-focus foreground moss hanging from a branch that crosses the frame. Wider shot. All the moss is very green and bright

It’s Monday morning — do you know where your moss is? (Moss Monday)

Jerry Seinfeld opening Kramer's door to the giant red light meme. "Kramer, What's going on in there?!" The Heat Chart for the stock market is crimson red and shown. "You're getting drafted to fight in Iran, Jerry!"

“My homies”

run the numbers

Comedy is now legal in the strait of Hormuz

I’ll never forgive him

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it took me embarrassingly long to learn this, so sharing for new drivers: whenever you pump gas, it’s important to give the nozzle a squeeze onto the ground to clear the bad old gas out of the hose before you insert it into your car’s fill hole

ur welcome

who daylight saved whom?

it took me embarrassingly long to learn this, so sharing for new drivers: whenever you pump gas, it’s important to give the nozzle a squeeze onto the ground to clear the bad old gas out of the hose before you insert it into your car’s fill hole

ur welcome

[when I’m forced to flush the toilet again] ok this time I’m serious

tonight I will beat the living daylight out of the night istg

this meeting could have been a screening of happy gilmore

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for charity

remember the ice bucket challenge? i should try that

building a new hour within the shell of the old

If I had my way international women’s day would have 250,000 extra hours. If it were up to me international woemns day would never end

[flicking a cigarette butt] oh yeah I’ve already posted through a daylight savings spring ahead event

you can’t save daylight if don’t first save yourself brother