This one time I hooked up with a girl and I was kinda high and she was like “have you ever 🥺” and I literally forgot men were an option so I thought she meant sex and I was like …..
I hate that it’s as hard to date non academics as it is
when did my job become managing the emotions of men decades older than me
:(
at the convention: "the thing about lesbians is that we're basically men." [boos] "okay cancel me. fight me over it. let's slap each other around. let's wrestle. I'm thinking about it"
I stg the official hockey bros ship willmack harder than tumblr, they're accusing will smith hockey of moping because he got taken off celebrini's wing
it's so funny to watch people debate actor's sexualities because if I'm being real I just kind of assume anyone who's gone through theatre school has had at least one gay experience
You know it's crazy those gay hockey players got together because if I found out a friend was in an eight year situationship with someone who regularly ghosted for months on end and openly discussed having sex with other people I would straight up commit murder
I have no idea how to deal with people asking about my job. do any mathematicians have advice.
- tell the truth and start explaining: they zone out and hate me
- try to simplify: they feel like I'm being condescending and also I'm bad at this
- lie? ok but if we get closer they feel betrayed
I thought we’d all moved past identity politics here
It seems to be unclear if this claim is even true but like. Even if it were I think it has very little bearing as to whether Platner is an antisemite
fun fact the guy who coined the term "antisemite" married multiple Jewish women
🤔
The way straight women crash out over “you’re nothing more than his wife” is so gd funny
love to be editing and find an unfinished "Recall that" hanging at the end of a paragraph. no words following it. just recall that [emptiness]
The cafeteria worker who loves me is back and she’s given me 5 lbs of haricots blancs for lunch
I'm SOOOOOO mad my livestream died and the recording broke that was such a good shrockey game
I'll miss hockey chats but stay sane
listen I don't want to make light of bad this is. however. it is a bit funny that they've now moved on to femboy erasure after screaming about butches being erased by transmascs for years. maybe enough lesbians finally told them to fuck off
i broke my vows and bought peanut m&ms and now i recall why i made that vow (i have eaten an entire bag of peanut m&ms)
this feels like governance by intrusive thought
adjacent: I think I should get complete control over when and how Marco Rubio has non-procreative sex/orgasms. that's what for the people by the people means to me
I wonder if they feel like men now
screenshot of propter’s QP and Sharon’s reply to a longer thread with the middle obscured
bit concerned about the trajectory of this thread
so. spain, huh.
Btw this is one of my favorite prefaces of all time apropos of nothing
Georgeeeeeee
Ruining the straight girls by telling them their bfs sound like the subject of a Sabrina carpenter song
Transphobic
sorry you can ignore the last half hour of posting my trainer kicked my ass. I was in a weird headspace. dw about it
