The Bodger

I can eat fresh cabbage all the time. Can’t handle boiled though. It smells like farts.

‘Humanity's weakest souls will always cling to the words "I was just following orders". They cower behind those words, making a virtue of their own weakness, lionising brutality over nobility. I know that when I die, I'll have lived my whole life shrouded by that same excuse. ‘ - Argel Tal

Fuckers are playing me to get out of work!

Her mech warriors wear helmets to neural connect to their mechs.

My mech warriors wear helmets to keep their heads from getting abrasions while they lick windows.😑
#battletech #mechwarrior

Children are not their governments. People like that need to learn minutiae.

“Hello fellow Atlas!”

If anyone knows who the artist of this is please let me know so I can credit them. This is too funny. 😂

I’d go with the bottom one. I like both but I like functional aesthetics without massive amounts of sponsons.

Finished up battle lance for the mercenaries Hansen’s Roughriders. An Enforcer, Atlas, Penetrator and a Hatchetman. Miniatures by @catalystgamelabs #battletech #mecha #mech #mercenaries #miniaturepainting

Drop something YELLOW! 👘👑🐱🐥

House Hawkshroud Knight maniple. Mostly yellow.

How I arrived on Bluesky.

Nooo! Not Bruce Campbell! You can’t have him Cancer you fuck!

It’s literal mustache twirling levels of villainy up in this bitch.

I looked up Khorne Chihuahua and was not disappointed.

Boobs of wrath.

Goddess. Also that room design looks lovely. 🥰

Did up a heavy lance of ‘funnies’ for the Northwind Highlanders. An Annihilator ‘Mean Baby’, Atlas ‘Danielle’, Highlander ‘Heavy Metal’ with an added sword and an Awesome 8T. All 3D prints. #battletech #3dprintedmodels #mech #mecha #wargaming

Finished up my latest Jade Falcons for Battletech. Clan Command Star. A Stormcrow, Summoner, Dire Wolf, Shadow Cat and Mist Lynx. #battletech #mecha #mech #clanjadefalcon #miniaturepainting

Fair food is such a guilty pleasure.

I like its lines and aesthetics. Wish it were as large as the Questoris or Cerastus knights though.