Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.
they’re just begging for a car chase
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Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.
they’re just begging for a car chase
Modern synthesisers have been a disaster for the industry.
Honestly the contempt I feel for Dubai 'ex-pats' isn't based on class so much as their willingness to embrace a life of luxury and excess in a society propped up by slavery, exploitation and human rights abuse as though they were living in a JG Ballard novel they refuse to understand
Did it involve a ritualistic pentagram and some kind of dark bargain that formed the foundation of her political career?
A frame from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (1993). About 3/4 of a dozen young school girls are in front of a barred fence, smiling. They are looking at the small dinosaur-esque Baby Godzilla in the foreground, facing away from the camera. The caption reads, "Isn't he lovely?" They are, of course, 110% correct. Not pictured: Godzilla; Mechagodzilla; Baby's lovely face (because he's turned away)
A frame from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (1993). A close up of Baby's beautiful mug. No caption.
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (1993)
every meal is a struggle meal if you keep bears in your kitchen
among other things, it's very very funny to imagine Trump having granular knowledge and strong opinions about various obscure Iranian regime figures possibly in the running.
SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED NOT SAME TRUCK
Appreciate the clarity
Your regular reminder that the UK is in fact a high trust society and anyone who implies it isn’t is either selling you a pup or has bought one.
A frowning, egg-shaped mascot with a cross on his head and a yellow and blue samurai helmet stands in a car park.
Uto City's mascot, Uton Yukinagasyan, is a a legendary local lord but egg-shaped.
A small girl wearing a rabbit costume and blue coat carries a book as she walks to school. Her mother (head out of shot) wheels her baby brother along in a pushchair. The baby says "Peter Rabbit may be the 'Hero' of the story, but surely the obedient, widowed Mrs Rabbit is a more effective symbol of the oppression inherent within Mister McGregor's regime" The girls looks furious and snaps "Mum!! He's critiquing my world book day costume from a marxist perspective again!"
A cartoon reminder that tomorrow is World Book Day (In the UK anyway). Originally for the @theguardian.com
On the plus side, you now look hench as fuark, Pixels.
Valve could tweak SteamOS and do the funniest thing.
tatshroo
someone asked about getting some of my shrew doodles tattooed which gave me a really dumb idea
screenshot (Replied to you) i wish i knew how to unread that
another successful day at the posting factory
I need the foreign office to pull out all the stops and get France, Spain and Argentina on the list. 🤞
Bizarre how anyone looking at the spike in oil prices the last few days, see how one 29 mile stretch is essential to our energy needs, and still decries the move to 'net zero' energy independence.
If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.
Shhhh, Lord North's Revenge is a state secret.
Did they shake out the sofas in Downing Street or something.
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
You know the estate agent's being asked to do the impossible when they break out the phrase "truly unique".
Suspect he's fucking sick of Hypersonic Missiles at this point
It’s actually FEWER Misérables
I mean, is he wrong
Candace has been a busy woman
Can we get some brave soul in the press corps to confirm his views on pilaf?