Oat Milk Motel

Carol isn’t very sci fi to me. It’s a brilliant character piece with slightly fantastical premise. If you liked Better Call Saul, you’ll adore this series

I kept ApppleTV for Carol 😅 and I enjoy the Silo as well

I kind of dig that vibe. I’ll miss AppleTV Friday night baseball. Especially because Friday is the one sure day I can watch live baseball.

I loathe LSU and all of their sports teams but the women’s basketball coach wears the most cunty outfits. The outfits seem to mirror her abhorrent personality. She’s a classic Disney villain who is over the top arch.

Hey! A game they might win!

The cum trees are in blossom.

A show that I abandoned the exact same way they abandoned you.

I like when I turn on my Bluetooth headphones and it says “battery high” and then I reply out loud “me too bitch”

I work with people who only read on screens and never read for entertainment. It’s concerning. And use ChatGPT for the most trivial reasons. Makes my palms very itchy.

caption in comic book lettering that reads "Tomorrow--World War Three!"

Earth had a good run, True Believers.

My husband called it a show for simpletons and I can’t shake that savage read. I don’t think he’s wrong. Also a new generation of Kate Bush fans is worth it.

My #WorldBaseball prediction bracket. I see a repeat of the final and champs from 2023. As a Dodger fan, I’m proud to root for 🇯🇵 again this time. Plus Team Japan is just prettier. 💅

Hey! Some foods have naturally occurring latex 😤😂💪

@lennonpatton.bsky.social: ... and little michael—
me: wait, who? how would you describe him
lennon: uhh, he's little?

later,

my beautiful beautiful sweet himbo boyfriend: ... and she's friends with what's his face who owns craig's, craig?

Should I restore my Grindr account and cruise for strange between reps 👺

Anyways just at the hotel gym getting huge and listening to my fucking playlist 💪😤🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Gay sex is just better. Sorry nerds 💖

Mercury in retrograde or something

Yes.

WHAT’S UP, YOU FUCKIN’ BISEXUAL?

That was my long run day when I ran marathons. 😂

Years of sales experience really helped lol. Just make it very clear you won’t stop emailing, calling, and yes even sending written requests via mail which is required for small claims court in my state. Don’t be afraid to mention that you will take all available legal actions.

Yes. Just a few times and only when I became an unbearable pest about my money. And I had meticulous records plus pictures to back it up.

I don't give a shit if you think porn is yucky, or if transness confuses you, or if seeing/hearing a foreigner makes you uneasy, GET THE FUCK OVER IT. If you lst the government take rights from those people, ANY PEOPLE, then NOBODY has rights. They'll find a way to criminalize you too, promise.

Low key wanna be a gogo dancer who does belly dancing. Let me roll my chubby tummy and turn you on. My hips might lie and be kinda of stiff but I don’t lie. Too much

We Promised Utopia: The Illustrated Novel We are collecting the illustrated novelization of We Promised Utopia into a hardcover edition.

I did a cover for this cool comic. You like scifi, utopia, saving the environment type shit? Check it out.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lit...

When I was younger, I thought it was weird/sad when couples didn’t share a bed/living space. But in my middle years, I GET IT. 😂 I love my partners but I’m a night owl who generates a ton of body heat 🥵. My perfect sleeping companion is a tiny elderly dog. 🐕

Ouch! I fell hard on my knee a few weeks ago when we had snow/ice here. Hope it’s not too serious!

Every week the new episode of the Pitt rips my heart out of my body and I still I come back. Incredible storytelling.

Sluts are awesome