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Gloomy Science Teacher, turner of small cardboard rectangles Host of Partners with Badger CoHost BrazenCoalitionGames Secretly wishes he was funny

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Dudes!!! Im like totally going to turn things sideways and make pizza

Its going to be radical!

01.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guys guys... I finally did it

I resisted the urge to call my rival assbutt!

Ive really matured as a pokemon trainer

#firered #leafgreen #pokemon30

28.02.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We left at 8am from Yorkshire and managed to get here in time for the fireworks!

That was a long drive

18.02.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How many times do we have to say NO TERFS ON GRUUL TURF!!

Before the message actually sinks in?

10.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair is making a funny face and saying `` i was there gandalf i was there 3000 years ago ... '' ALT: a man with long hair is making a funny face and saying `` i was there gandalf i was there 3000 years ago ... ''

Dont talk to me about age verification Gandalf, I was there...

10.02.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

USA man... ya ded?

10.02.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As the green player at most tables... I approve this message πŸ˜…

10.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Employer "we've made these presentations so you can focus on the job of adapting lessons to provide the best experience for learners"

Me: *spends hours fixing all the A.I. misconceptions, errors and formatting blunders*

10.02.2026 10:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well my eyes look like Mr.Burns in that x files episode of the Simpsons..

...have I been brave enough to warrant some magic cards? πŸ₯Ί

10.02.2026 10:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

May have forgotten it was a virtual clinic so I wont get the results today... aced the chart though so maybe ill get lucky and just need a new prescription (i am due a normal person's eye test...)

10.02.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today's big question...

Am I going to need to go back to having needles in my eye...

Ama / send good vibes pls?

10.02.2026 08:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a red vest and white shirt says i feel thin like butter scraped over too much bread ALT: a man in a red vest and white shirt says i feel thin like butter scraped over too much bread

Me rn

03.02.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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31.01.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Its another hockey night! (UBNHL when... πŸ˜…)

Post your hockey related magic cards below... ill start

31.01.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Storm Chandra forecast to bring snow, strong winds and heavy rain to UK The storm means amber 'danger to life' warnings and more rain for already saturated parts of the UK, increasing the risk of flooding and disruption.

Someone at the met office is spoiling fractured reality cards early.... (thanks @revelo.bsky.social for the idea)

news.sky.com/story/storm-...

26.01.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I tend to have tea / sometimes green tea, I have at most one latte in a morning

But yeah... its no wonder my body hates me πŸ˜… i was struggling to get near 2L in a day let alone 4

25.01.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: ups my water consumption to 2-3L a day

Scales: your body water % is about 5-10 below ideal

Me: but I drink so much

*looks up advice*

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM SUPPOSED TO TAKE IN NEARLY TWICE THAT IN A DAY!

guess I need more water on the side of my water... 😫

25.01.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nobody tell Beej.....

16.01.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
You think it's safe to go to combat in EDH #edh #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgcommunity #mtgcommander
You think it's safe to go to combat in EDH #edh #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgcommunity #mtgcommander YouTube video by War Room EDH

What happens when @manatithe.bsky.social, @manadorkjohn.bsky.social and @chargingbadger.bsky.social warn @revelo.bsky.social not to attack in the combat phase?

youtube.com/shorts/l7I-A...

15.01.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨Live tonight!🚨

@revelo.bsky.social and @manatithe.bsky.social welcome our friends @manadorkjohn.bsky.social and @chargingbadger.bsky.social for some #EDH, now brought to you by @girudo.bsky.social

Live at www.twitch.tv/warroomedh at 7pm GMT/2pm ET/11am PT πŸ˜ƒ

13.01.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Well 8am and I already want to scream into the void...

Think thats a new record

12.01.2026 08:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ive clearly hit the plateau that the meds / diet changes alone can do...

... so ive had to sign up for the gym...

...in January with the new year new me crowd :(

11.01.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
26.12.2025 11:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to love breaking out the portal starter set when I was a kid, now youre just making me all nostalgic ☺️

26.12.2025 11:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Im currently listening to book 3 on the commute, theyre amazing reads

14.12.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still cool though cos he has his bow tie...

14.12.2025 15:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚ really sorry youre missing it and hope youre feeling a bit better

13.12.2025 09:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But @bengineeringtv.bsky.social ... if someone in Canada enquires as to whether someone has been playing the latest pokemon title..

Is it "ah have you been playing some pokemon zeh-eh?"

Or

"Ah have you been playing some pokemon zed-eh.... eh?"

I must know for diplomatic relations reasons 🀣

12.12.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We are helping run a charity event for @warchilduk.bsky.social on December 13th at Harlequins Preston!

β€œNo child should be a part of war. Ever. ”

Tickets are available now: harlequinsgames.com/products/cha...

Like and Share this post to be in for a chance to win 120 Play Points for MTGO!

28.11.2025 14:47 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Slight delay on the stream tonight, we will also have a new guest! Regular friend of the channel @dingusegg.bsky.social will be joining us to Taunt me about my deck choices

23.11.2025 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0