Beeliza

Alright who wanna be my valentine this year

Just spent $57 on boutique pickles. Living the dream

I’m such an Olipop Stan. They could tell me it gives you cancer and I would still drink that shit

does anyone know where i could meet some women criminals

Tortoiseshell cat being pet on the head with her tongue sticking out

Tortoiseshell cat with one ear sticking up and her tongue sticking out

Her tongue got stuck

Billionaires be like “oh we need to see more pain in the economy” oh yeah well we need to see more pain in your balls

If a single person does one more little thing to annoy me I am going to morph into a sentient ball of energy and consume the earth

Do you think if I scream loud enough god will hear me

me in the US Copyright Office comments on August 30:

Todays mood:

Thank youuu it was 93 today with 50% humidity :/

I bulk bought my favorite ramen brand and now I have so many new flavors to try but it’s too hot to make any 😭

studio ghibli food looks so good

Had the craziest scary panic attack on weed yesterday:/ guess I’m taking a break for a while

Follow for more hot flooring takes

Or put the thinnest grossest carpet into your rental unit and get mad when it doesn’t last longer than one tenant 🙄

If you walk into my store and ask for SHEET VINYL?!? 💀 I will no longer be taking you seriously

An older man I passed in the grocery store said “they say this is where all the beautiful women shop, well I guess they are right” to me. He was so sweet

Gonna say something here that I would never have said on the Ex-Bird App but:

Don't buy books from Amazon please. This is not a moral exhortation but advice for you, as a reader. They manage to screw up every stage of the book-selling process in original and maddening ways.

Get into another car accident

Portable AC unit attached to the window next to a child mannequin

Now that I have AC it’s over for all you bitches

Listening to an album for the hundredth time and coming across a song that gun to my head I would have swore I’d never heard before

Girl is your mattress still in the ground?!

I’m dreaming of the day 🍗

Begging someone to take me to a Ren Faire after reading four books about them

I read three books in one day… my brain is diseased

The MC in the book I’m reading keeps giving me the worst secondhand embarrassment. I keep having to close the app and do something else until I can handle it again

Women are my favorite guy

A photo of Muriel Fahrinon, creator of the Strawberry Shortcake and Care Bears. An older woman with white hair, She has red rimmed glasses, strawberry earrings and a strawberry shortcake tattoo. She is smiling.

Muriel Fahrion, the creator of Strawberry Shortcake and Care Bears DOES NOT GET ANY ROYALTIES for the popular lines. NOTHING, even though it has steadily been licensed out for more than 40 years.

Please consider buying something at her site outtathinairstudio.com

If my stomach doesn’t give me a fucking break I’m going to LOSE IT