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Elizabeth Harper

@faience

Freelance writer, editor, herder of cats. Editorial Director on Blizzard Watch. Supposed WoW healer. Also @faience@awaymessage.club, Faience on Twitter. She/her

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Turalyon, an asshole.

27.02.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rosa scares me, I ain’t doing that

18.02.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But I don't think anyone is playing a cat this tier. It's not accurate!

18.02.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A chart listing World of Warcraft classes, with a picture of a cat and a bear superimposed over the bar for Druids.

A chart listing World of Warcraft classes, with a picture of a cat and a bear superimposed over the bar for Druids.

It now has a cat AND a bear.

18.02.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching a documentary on Japan Air 123 and saying "come on, you can make it back to Tokyo," even though I already know how this ends. :(

...come on, you can make it.

17.02.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

everybody loves data analytics my dude

17.02.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🎡 And there's nowhere more fitting than in the Temple of Music by the Tower of Light between the Fountain of Abundance and the Court of Lilies at the great Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo 🎡

I only know facts for all the wrong reasons. :)

16.02.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, we do have a Hearthstone showcase on Monday. If they’re announcing anything, that’s when we’ll know.

06.02.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€”

02.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You ARE an editor.

02.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking for a witch to consult on local weather conditions. The actual weather forecasts this season have been so off that I figure I may as well turn to supernatural forces.

22.01.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pentagon fails its 8th audit in a row The annual review found multiple weaknesses in financial reporting across the Department of Defense's books.

We spend ~$900 billion on the Pentagon.

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed." -- Dwight D. Eisenhower.

We're never told that we can't afford new wars. Or war crimes.

22.12.2025 14:11 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I SURE HOPE SO

22.12.2025 19:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Uh oh. The last TV show I watched was Severance.

22.12.2025 05:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAI is inevitable” yeah so is dying, bro. Go create something with the time you have left here

18.12.2025 15:59 πŸ‘ 755 πŸ” 228 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

You know, some people say they can't tell when it's Anna or when it's me writing social copy. I just don't understand that.

18.12.2025 20:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was already looking forward to watching Fallout, but now I'm looking forward to it MORE.

18.12.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A Pulitzer for whoever chose the photo on this one

11.12.2025 23:52 πŸ‘ 728 πŸ” 171 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4

Unbearable Weight is an S-tier film. Not just an S-tier Cage film, just an S-tier film.

11.12.2025 01:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rude. I retract my comment about you replacing Jimmy Fallon.

09.12.2025 21:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's a really low bar. You should give yourself more credit.

09.12.2025 20:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like five minutes into Midnight and you’re ready to shove him off a cliff.

Except he’s a Paladin and would just bubble out of it, so really you need to shove him off two cliffs in close proximity.

07.12.2025 23:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not that I'm keeping an eye on @therealnzoth.bsky.social or anything, but I'm not NOT keeping an eye on @therealnzoth.bsky.social

07.12.2025 02:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is an incredibly good book, and not just for people interested in Blizzard games. It's just an incredibly good book.

07.12.2025 00:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Companies love money!! Why just get the collector’s edition money when you could also get MORE money?

But it’s been this way the whole time. (Though they used to give cash refunds to your payment method.)

03.12.2025 05:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to say it isn’t ridiculous. It punishes the game’s biggest fans. But all Blizzard has done about it over the years is make it easier to get a refund. (Which I believe is in battlenet balance, not cash.)

03.12.2025 04:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Replace Digital Purchase with World of Warcraft Collector's Edition How to get credit for digital purchases after adding a physical Collector's Edition

This is the messy way collector’s editions usually work, because your game key is inside the box and you don’t get the box until launch. If anyone wants the game box AND pre order bonuses they also have to buy a digital copy and get a refund later. Such a common problem it has its own support page.

03.12.2025 04:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

01.12.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 23431 πŸ” 9533 πŸ’¬ 196 πŸ“Œ 292
Scene from OFFICE SPACE with Michael Bolton replying to Samir Nagheenanajar:

β€œNo way. Why should I change?
He's the one who sucks.”

Scene from OFFICE SPACE with Michael Bolton replying to Samir Nagheenanajar: β€œNo way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.”

when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes

30.11.2025 19:48 πŸ‘ 5134 πŸ” 1588 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 57

I keep having to go on the forums and do math! I hate math!

28.11.2025 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0