Jaipur Drinker

Obligatory

Kinsk-shaming

Mo Salah since he signed that massive new contract

Sensational goulash with spaetzle with blood sausage and a hazy pale ale in Koln

It could be spaetzl the mac and cheese thing that came to mind whilst BlueSky was loading the images

No game today had to make do with double helpings of German food. Chili schnitzel with kase-something (basically German mac and cheese) and suckling pig with fried potatoes and oddly creamy sauerkraut). Plus the obligatory shedload of small beers.

Stung the zebra though and carked it

Spiced pork knuckle! Christ this was sensational, served with fried potatoes and onions, sauerkraut and a lightly spiced gravy.

I actually managed to successfully leave my charge cable in Blighty so had to buy a new one in the airport

A red and white bee flew by during the game

MSV Duisburg 4 - 2 Saarbrucken - great game of football

Believe it or not that’s an orange slice!

They couldn’t keep me out

Faff at German passports, had to do the passport scan and fingerprint thing again for non-EU, then the police had to take a third set of fingerprints because they were on the wrong database or something

Rare BlueSky W

Mansfield Town 1 - 2 The Arsenal - what a great cup tie

Sometimes there's a fire to be lit. They're nervous as hell. We're calm. We're ready..."

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah #spurs

Florian Wirtz scored a goal for Liverpool at Craven Cottage where they made the lines a completely different size for no reason and then never did so again. Starring Nicholas Cage as the VAR.

Not putting on pants till Brighton & Hove Albion win five games in a row

Lionel Hutzler

Man City when they put the price of a cup of coffee at the Etihad in their accounts

Brighton and Hove Albion 0 - 1 The Arsenal - sometimes not giving much away is the way forward, and I think that’s going to be the way we’re going to win it

Wingate & Finchley 1 - 2 Burgess Hill Town - 2nd defeat in 10 days to the Hillians for Finchley

Dean Wheezing

The Arsenal 2 - 1 Chelsea - the open play is lava

I see the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize is at it again, doing more peace and stopping more wars.

Oh.

Get Infantino out of FIFA. Football deserves better than this ghoulish, obsequious, evil little toad of a man. He represents everything that's wrong about the game and the world.

Barnet 1 - 0 Chesterfield - an outside chance of the playoffs appears…

Labour’s mandate ain’t what it used to be, ain’t what it used to be, ain’t what it used to be!