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Jennifer

@candysuperhero

When I’m in Quebec, I’m legally required to list my pronouns as ELLE/she

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every time a street in nyc becomes more pedestrian-friendly and more parking-hostile, all the local business guys who drive to the stores they own from their homes on long island, in jersey, the mcmansion-y parts of queens, all flip out wondering how people will get there. my man you dont live here!

12.03.2026 15:24 👍 1025 🔁 130 💬 8 📌 4

Some people say they feel unsafe in the Market due to unhoused people. Personally, with the 2 car-caused deaths in th past month, I’m afraid of the drivers. I go to my salon once/month and then leave the Market because I hate dodging drivers who are focused on looking for parking and not pedestrians

12.03.2026 12:31 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Megadeth of a Salesman

10.03.2026 15:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Huh…I assumed they were all CN. The ones that are CN tracks further along the route would still be a bottleneck, I would think.

09.03.2026 22:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Her solution is “just improve the VIA Rail tracks” as though those actually belong to VIA Rail, so I’m not sure she’s done as much research into this as she wants people to believe.

09.03.2026 16:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’ll be interesting to see how many Evangelical Christians are so certain the world is ending that they rack up debt like crazy, assuming they’ll never have to pay it back.

08.03.2026 21:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe if his nephew fails election as mayor of Toronto, Ford will let him rule the island as a little fiefdom.

05.03.2026 23:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Some Kevins are human.”

05.03.2026 17:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Netflix sent me an extremely detailed survey asking me how I feel about Strip Law, and if I want to go to a Strip Law-themed immersive experience. If it’s deadlift camp with Irene, then…yes.

04.03.2026 00:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i think most rational, well-informed people of any current or former gender can agree saving young men from their stupidest and most harmful young male impulses is the oldest and most important reason for society to exist at all

03.03.2026 23:20 👍 1407 🔁 177 💬 35 📌 5
Deadline article: Hulu Developing Animated Action Comedy Series 'The Kids From S.I.P.P.Y. From Branson Reese & Nicole Silverberg
By Matt Grobar
March 2, 2026 2:30pm
Two pictures: one of a mustachioed man who looks like the smoking breakroom aliens from Men In Black and the other of my beautiful wife Nicole. Both photos were taken by the extremely talented Mindy Tucker.

Deadline article: Hulu Developing Animated Action Comedy Series 'The Kids From S.I.P.P.Y. From Branson Reese & Nicole Silverberg By Matt Grobar March 2, 2026 2:30pm Two pictures: one of a mustachioed man who looks like the smoking breakroom aliens from Men In Black and the other of my beautiful wife Nicole. Both photos were taken by the extremely talented Mindy Tucker.

Let's fucking go

02.03.2026 22:51 👍 2043 🔁 124 💬 95 📌 17

Having very nearly had this happen to me a few years ago, I am *terrified* of climbing those ice hills to get onto or off of the bus. I’m hoping for the best for her because this is my literal nightmare.

02.03.2026 23:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve taken up reading a book about a breakup (“Good Material”) every time I’m tempted to doomscroll.

Just found out family members are getting a divorce and it’s taken over so much of my brain that doomscrolling seems the better option now.

01.03.2026 17:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m reading a British novel and sometimes I have to Google the slang/cultural references and that’s how I discovered that KFC has its own Fandom site. Not liking this development in the least.

28.02.2026 20:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooh, they even have a pre-order for On the Street Where You Live 😊 Very much looking forward to that in particular.

28.02.2026 20:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The first thing that came to my head when reading this

27.02.2026 17:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hard to decide what’s more disgusting - the fact that the White House is pushing these deepfake videos, or the fact that Tkachuk can’t bring himself to criticize them for trying to make him look bad.

27.02.2026 02:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Strip law is good, millennial total cultural victory

26.02.2026 01:16 👍 197 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 1
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a man with long white hair is standing in a dark room in front of a blue light . Alt: A man with long, white hair in a white shirt laughs, then stops and nods apologetically before turning to go.

Strip Law is incredible. Unfortunately BlueSky doesn’t have any Lawbert gifs yet, but searching for “Lawbert” gave me Christopher Lambert as Raiden in Mortal Kombat and…eh, it’s close enough for now.

25.02.2026 02:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Keep in mind that you have to pay for the sword, though. 🫤

23.02.2026 23:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Doug Ford says he’d love a tariff ‘refund’ from Donald Trump Ontario's premier says Canada and the U.S. "have to get to a resolution as quickly as possible" in trade war spurred by U.S. president's tariffs.

Sorry to link a paywalled article, but the headline tells you what you need to know: that Doug Ford also does not know how tariffs work. And it seems nobody asked him why he thinks Canadians deserve refunds from the US government on packages sent to the US. www.thestar.com/politics/fed...

23.02.2026 23:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mika just told me that the Finnish translation for the children’s song “Hot Cross Buns” means:

Buy some sausage/ One mark two mark/ Gets you a lot

23.02.2026 02:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The easiest way to remember how to say Tkachuk is it's the same sound throwing something in the trash makes

22.02.2026 18:53 👍 84 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 0
A screen capture of a fight in Final Fantasy 6, where Mog is dancing and causing giant rocks to fall down on the enemies (“Twilight Requiem”). Gau, Setzer, and Sabin are there too.

A screen capture of a fight in Final Fantasy 6, where Mog is dancing and causing giant rocks to fall down on the enemies (“Twilight Requiem”). Gau, Setzer, and Sabin are there too.

I refuse to learn what “mogging” is. This is the only mogging I accept and the children are wrong to say otherwise.

22.02.2026 18:05 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger " below him Alt: Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons sitting on an otherwise empty school bus. The words read “*chuckles* I’m in danger”

Mika’s in the office right now, the lone Finn surrounded by Canadians.

20.02.2026 17:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Super jarring to watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where Kyle and Rachel are drooling over Brad Pitt, and then the scene switches to talking about Denise and Erika being on the receiving end of domestic violence.

20.02.2026 13:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m playing Honkai Star Rail and a cartoon raccoon in the game just told me that I need to do my kegels. I meant to tell that to my husband but accidentally put it in the family chat instead.

If anyone needs to find me, I’m slowly mummifying under my couch from embarrassment.

18.02.2026 18:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just deciding to give this project to the former head of OC Transpo against the municipality’s wishes is certainly a…bold…choice.

17.02.2026 20:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My niblings got glasses, and I have to say that it makes my 5-year-old nephew seem way more trustworthy and knowledgeable when he talks about birds spying on us for the American government.

15.02.2026 22:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And they’re going to be even better when they freeze up overnight. 😓 Ottawa loves few things more than a frozen and slanted sidewalk that sends pedestrians right into the paths of cars like that last image there.

15.02.2026 02:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0