Dread Farmer Roberts

*Slaps top of American political system*

This beauty? Functioning as designed!

As per my magic 8 ball and my normal 8 ball, that will happen after the Cuba invasion. Tentatively scheduled for late June.

Gotta have a reason to celebrate the 4th.

Two funny things about that Ai assisted statement.

Either:
A) No one in the room is literate enough to notice the issues.
B) No one in the room cares.

Jajajaja all the way to the grave.

I had to zoom in on a pdf.

All the way to 125%.

Death comes for us all, eventually. Time to go buy a Miata and start calling into radio shows.

When all the smoke settles, I hope that Kuwaiti pilot makes ace.

Telling my grandkids this was The Shield of the Americas.

Does Max hit 120 innings this year? Does he get 80?

What is the most requested song in the clubhouse?

How many hot dogs will be consumed this season?

I wonder what title and role Marlaina Smith will occupy in "The Shield of the Americas".

What's wild is talking to American producers who would still vote for him tomorrow.

Iranian missile stuck in a field like an oversized lawn dart, with a surprised audience looking on to see what it does for its next trick. Possibly a unwise decision, to be brutally honest, but human nature is universal...

I'm old enough to remember when this was how German F-104s were delivered...

Yeah, they'll come north and they'll tell you it's your fault.

A nation of cucks, following the emperor without clothes.

I'm glad the Ukrainians popped that NGL boat.

Not only because I am deeply involved in the domestic energy industry but simply because I love me a BLEVE.

Sled man know ball.

Between now and June, someone will remind VA that he should slide when running the ball and the Stamps will be unbeatable.

Help! I'm in a "Saying stupid shit into a microphone challenge".

My opponent:

Will someone who understands economy explain how this will help sell soybeans?

Chinese piles of soybeans and corn have driven my decisions for over a decade.

My in-laws will not be evacuating themselves from their middle east trip because the warning is for Americans to evacuate, not Canadians.

I would wish them the best but they think this is the rapture and want front row seats.

My expectations were low and yet he finds a way to disappoint.

Also why were those F-15s using Kuwaiti airspace? Is Kuwait going to condemn them for violating their airspace in order to strike Iran? Obviously not because Kuwait let them through and gave them a firm handshake on the way in

The plan? Capture the breakaway republic of New Ft McMurrier and the Free State of Depres-Tevan (colloquial term for the oil rich region of Estevan, Sk).

The thing about the American people is that they probably don't care much about the human suffering that their military is unleashing in the Arab world.

But the Americans will get big mad if it costs $20 more to fill up the F150.

I wonder how long the Russian pipelines can keep Chinese boilers hot.

Will we see Russian riverine tankers dashed on the rocks of Okhotsk?

Keyera buying Plains last summer is going to look incredibly smart when all the upgrades finish this fall.

US allies in the region do not have this experience nor the capacity to carry out realistic training. They have just been thrown into the midst of one of the most intense IAMD scenarios one can even imagine and US aircraft are operating above them.

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force.

Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

If you gave Mark as much grace as you give Tammy, you would eagerly ignore it.

The US and Israel do not possess any shame about their crimes of aggression, however.

I was right about Iran 2.0 starting on a Friday, easy guess so hold your applause.

For my next terrible prediction...
This November, I'll be watching Taiwan.

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Whenever my mother made nachos for breakfast, it meant she hadn't slept.

It's the strangest comfort craving I have.