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Usual Twitter transfer. Dog walks, phone photo's, dad puns, education, some politics, some family stuff, trying to maintain a 600 year old house.

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Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

06.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 5111 πŸ” 1272 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 42

- "I love BeyoncΓ©...

- Whatever floats your boat mate.

- No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'.

- ..."

11.05.2023 06:46 πŸ‘ 398 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6
Black sand beach with some graupel on it (cross between snow and hail) - the incoming waves have pushed it into some nice squiggly patterns. In the distance are some dark mountains and a storm over the sea.

Black sand beach with some graupel on it (cross between snow and hail) - the incoming waves have pushed it into some nice squiggly patterns. In the distance are some dark mountains and a storm over the sea.

I learnt a new word today: graupel, a cross between snow and hail - tiny soft balls of snow! Graupel fell on the beach at Stokksnes last night, and the waves continued to come in and made nice squiggly patterns.

#Iceland

05.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 266 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Or the devil has a plan for him.

06.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What is one of your ultimate confort movies? #filmsky

06.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a white cat with a surprised look on its face is sitting on a bed . Alt: surprised cat meme

Β£1.80? To post a letter?

www.theguardian.com/business/202...

06.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.

the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year

the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter

www.statesman.com/business/art...

06.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 4767 πŸ” 1737 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 132
The waiting room at the Trons Kapell in Stockholm. Designed by Erik Gunnar Asplund in 1940

The waiting room at the Trons Kapell in Stockholm. Designed by Erik Gunnar Asplund in 1940

The waiting room at the Trons Kapell in Stockholm. Designed by Erik Gunnar Asplund in 1940

06.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Maybe thinks it's a pike and liable to snatch chicks?

06.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

MetPol trying to intimidate Quakers into not holding/hosting meetings about non-violent protest.

Targeting a religious group with a protest tradition going back 400 years that has actively opposing inequality and abuse of power baked into their belief system?

Yeah, good luck with that.

06.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this meme is entirely justified in Tate's case.

06.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That would presumably be this www.theguardian.com/politics/201...

06.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

LA investing in a commercial venture, the usual outcome.

06.03.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Confused came back with Β£51 as a standalone policy so we've gone with that.

06.03.2026 11:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Electric Mini so nothing too exotic.

06.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gloves with memory foam fingertips?

Sorry to hear that, my little and ring fingers all have it from repeatedly bashing them into trees riding an mtb and it's not comfortable during a flare up.

06.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Β£800 additional excess on top of our usual Β£250!

06.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Looked to add my daughter to a car insurance policy for a weekend so she can accompany my wife to a half marathon in another city and drive her home afterwards. Β£707 for 72 hours cover.

That's nearly as much as the train would cost.

06.03.2026 10:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ouch - hope it goes well on Monday.

06.03.2026 10:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy birthday to Betty Boo. Here's a reminder of the time she rapped with Public Enemy in the McDonalds at Shepherd's Bush back in 1987 (look out for the unimpressed manager!)

06.03.2026 07:35 πŸ‘ 595 πŸ” 176 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 33
Photo of Dexter Sol Ansell, a young actor of maybe 10 years, dressed as his character, Egg. Costume consists of a set of grey robes and a shaved head. He is holding a copy of The Hedge Knight by George RR Martin

Photo of Dexter Sol Ansell, a young actor of maybe 10 years, dressed as his character, Egg. Costume consists of a set of grey robes and a shaved head. He is holding a copy of The Hedge Knight by George RR Martin

Photo of Dexter Sol Ansell, a young actor of maybe 10 years, dressed as his character, Egg. Costume consists of a set of grey robes and a shaved head. He is holding his school bag and smiling.

Photo of Dexter Sol Ansell, a young actor of maybe 10 years, dressed as his character, Egg. Costume consists of a set of grey robes and a shaved head. He is holding his school bag and smiling.

If you need a timeline cleanse you should know that Dexter Sol Ansell who plays Egg on A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms went to school as Egg for World Book Day.

06.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 305 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

A 12-year old cyclist is in hospital after being struck by a hit-and-run driver on Sandy Lane West, between Blackbird Leys and Littlemore. Thames Valley Police are appealing for witnesses or dashcam footage of the collision, which involved a red car yesterday around 3.25pm.

06.03.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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STEPHEN's fundraiser for Action Against Hunger UK Help STEPHEN Peart raise money to support Action Against Hunger UK

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Over the next 3 years Im hoping to run all the Super 6 Half Maras in Europe. I'm aware that this is a bit of a vanity project so Ive decided to also try and do a little bit of good whilst doing this.
Some of you know that I'm an ex aid worker....

www.justgiving.com/page/stephen...

05.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Press Association comment from Quakers in Britain

This evening, for the second time in a year, the Metropolitan Police raided a Quaker Meeting House and arrested a number of young nonviolent activists who were meeting there on the grounds that they were conspiring to commit a criminal act.

The room in Westminster Quaker Meeting House was let to Take Back Power to hold nonviolent direct action training. Quakers support the principle of nonviolent direct action, which aims to protest without harming people.

Oliver Robertson, head of witness and worship for Quakers in Britain, said:

β€œFor Quakers, faith and action are inseparable. Peaceful protest, prayer and nonviolent action are integral parts of many Quakers' religious life. 
β€œWhilst we take the planning of criminal acts very seriously, we believe that this incident is a deliberate targeting of committed young people who want to make our country a more equitable place. This raid is part of a systematic stifling of dissent.

β€œThat this is the second time in a year that the police have raided our meeting house dramatically illuminates the broader trend in the UK of cracking down on those who disagree with the government. The right to protest is fundamental to our democracy. It's a key part of how people make their voices heard between elections.”

Press Association comment from Quakers in Britain This evening, for the second time in a year, the Metropolitan Police raided a Quaker Meeting House and arrested a number of young nonviolent activists who were meeting there on the grounds that they were conspiring to commit a criminal act. The room in Westminster Quaker Meeting House was let to Take Back Power to hold nonviolent direct action training. Quakers support the principle of nonviolent direct action, which aims to protest without harming people. Oliver Robertson, head of witness and worship for Quakers in Britain, said: β€œFor Quakers, faith and action are inseparable. Peaceful protest, prayer and nonviolent action are integral parts of many Quakers' religious life. β€œWhilst we take the planning of criminal acts very seriously, we believe that this incident is a deliberate targeting of committed young people who want to make our country a more equitable place. This raid is part of a systematic stifling of dissent. β€œThat this is the second time in a year that the police have raided our meeting house dramatically illuminates the broader trend in the UK of cracking down on those who disagree with the government. The right to protest is fundamental to our democracy. It's a key part of how people make their voices heard between elections.”

Statement from @quaker.org.uk about tonight's police raid on Westminster Meeting House. Guys, I don't think they're buying the Met's line about it all being a cover for plotting "mass shoplifting"

05.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 293 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 21

Which is some quite brilliant character writing.

What a way to communicate that this creature is ancient! To talk of him at all you have to go back before the Great Vowel Shift.

'Smaug' is a phonological fossil. And he's still alive. There's an appalling gulf of time in his very name.

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06.03.2026 07:12 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"For Quakers, faith and action are inseparable. Peaceful protest, prayer and nonviolent action are integral parts of many Quakers' religious life."

religion is not Nazi crusader tattoos, bombing schools remorselessly

religion can be engaging with careful discernment, and trying to live truthfully

06.03.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ”΄ BREAKING: Ukraine’s Oshchadbank confirms employees missing in Hungary with millions in assets.

Oshchadbank has confirmed the disappearance of its employees in Hungary after authorities detained vehicles carrying approximately $40 million USD, €35 million, and 9 kg of gold.

06.03.2026 07:12 πŸ‘ 222 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 21

'Technology was never historically neutral....In the post-colonial context, the neutrality of an algorithm is a fiction. When we talk about AI in an African context, we are talking about who gets to define intelligence and whose data is harvested to feed it.' 2/2

06.03.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Came for the post, stayed for the discussions in the replies.

06.03.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone tell them it's a conga line at parties, not conger.

05.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0