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Narrare humanum est. Storytelling is human.

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Maybe he loaned Sheldon Moldoff two pencils, so Shelly drew the issue "with pencils by Bob Kane".

06.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jordan Peele crosseyed with a mullet: Markwayne Mullin, Omaha State University

06.03.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Please don't blow up Earth.

06.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cownselor

06.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rhinoceros bellhop.

06.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who is the most underrated comic book writer right now, and the same for artist?

06.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a red shirt with the name d'squarius green jr. on the bottom Alt: Short clip from Key & Peele. Keegan-Michael Key as college football player D'squarius Green jr.
05.03.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's because they have never experienced dysphoria and drew the conclusion that it does not exist.
Like they don't believe in endometriosis ("it's just cramps"), ADHD ("stop being lazy"), or depression ("I've been sad before, now I'm not, you could do that to if you just wanted to").

04.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Psychiatrists? Maybe?

04.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gorilla A, B, C all the way to Y are cool. I don't care for Z.

04.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even F. Murray Abraham?

04.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Superman and Lois Lane.

04.03.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Es ist frustrierend konsequent. Tibet darf ja auch nicht teilnehmen.

03.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Aren't we all?

03.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out there are still actors with integrity.

02.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, it was a hell of a performance. Two performances.

02.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

By the time genAI is as problem-free as proponents claim it's going to be, we'll all be dead.

02.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So... Is he going to give that FIFA peace price back or what?

28.02.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now that's stunt casting.

28.02.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And if you happen to wear the correct one for this weather, your keys or something similarly important are going to be in the other one.

28.02.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the GBA Castlevania collection did that as well, and I loved it there.

27.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Starbucks

27.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least his dad had talent. Max only inherited the incredible disdain for other people. And nothing else.

27.02.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds extremely on brand for him.

27.02.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't.

27.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And they are once again proven right.

27.02.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. All of us. And the currency is water.

27.02.2026 07:39 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a mobile Google search results page in dark mode for the query "Kansas trans". Under the heading "News about Kansas," there is a list of four news articles:
​An article from the Kansas City Star, published 13 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas informs trans residents their driver’s licenses become invalid on Thursday". The thumbnail shows a sample Kansas driver's license.
​An article from The Independent, published 7 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas sends letters to trans drivers demanding the immediate surrender of their licenses over birthright law". The thumbnail shows small pride flags on desks inside a legislative chamber.
​An article from The Topeka Capital-Journal, published 7 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas invalidates IDs and birth certificates of transgender people". The thumbnail features a close-up of colorful pride flag stickers.
​An article from Erin In The Morning, published 16 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses". The thumbnail is a nighttime photo of a state capitol building illuminated in pink and red lights.

A screenshot of a mobile Google search results page in dark mode for the query "Kansas trans". Under the heading "News about Kansas," there is a list of four news articles: ​An article from the Kansas City Star, published 13 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas informs trans residents their driver’s licenses become invalid on Thursday". The thumbnail shows a sample Kansas driver's license. ​An article from The Independent, published 7 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas sends letters to trans drivers demanding the immediate surrender of their licenses over birthright law". The thumbnail shows small pride flags on desks inside a legislative chamber. ​An article from The Topeka Capital-Journal, published 7 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas invalidates IDs and birth certificates of transgender people". The thumbnail features a close-up of colorful pride flag stickers. ​An article from Erin In The Morning, published 16 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses". The thumbnail is a nighttime photo of a state capitol building illuminated in pink and red lights.

A day later and no major national news org has covered what they're doing in Kansas.

This is the flip side of the hyper focus on trans issues by the right. The national media ignores what's actually being done to trans people.

This erasure is what contributes to the persecution.

26.02.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 2878 πŸ” 1272 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 42

We all saw the Overton Window being moved. We said it out loud years ago. We were powerless.

26.02.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adultsβ€”Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebeβ€”living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

26.02.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0